rejected ninja sex party song titles:
hugs
one man biker gang
rock all night, fish all day
journey to planet buttchulon
did i fucking say you could stop partying?
surfing for puss and the tide is high
you can tell by my swell
uncle carl’s garage basement ultimate thumb wrestling championship: final match edition
you say tomato, i say what are you doing in my house?
every time you masturbate an angel gets its thing
i bet i can eat more pancakes than you
feel the beat (we ripped off from a more successful artist)
public masturbation is so much fun it should be illegal
there’s nothing wrong with making an honest living by selling illegal drugs
rock the night (or day depending on your availability)
what if your whole life was a play? a really stupid fucking play.
stinkle mctinkles
climbing the ladder of success up to the roof of buttsex
things will never be the same (i’ve applied too much ketchup to this hamburger)
the four horsemen of the rockpocolypse
from today’s katamari
