controlled chaos

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

[beardedmrbean]

[tall]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ilostmygh0st]

[bredforloyalty]

in the chillest possible way,

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

[brawltogethernow]

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[jdotsodomite]

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

[zetarays]

hand in unedited hand