i enjoy pretty people and walks by rivers

hi, im reis

[godshideouscreation]

by  corlista

[dank-doggos]

[zappavolta]

[unclefather]

[mcashhole1]

When being bubble buddies goes wrong :/

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

this is what a generation of niggas raised on Spongebob looks like

[b1gsp1n]

I’m Crying!!!!

[glossharry]

HSNJDJDJSJSJSJ

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

these are cosplays. this is a fucking vine con and these are cosplays.

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[ninja-pyro]

He was 57 and the cause of his passing was A.L.S. (you know disease the ice bucket challenge was raising money for research)

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adamsmasher]

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

[lesbiantahani]

a lesbian: idk she just doesnt seem interested :/

someone: did u like, talk to her

a lesbian:

a lesbian: do what

[manicrobotboi]

This is also me omg.

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[sushinfood]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[fala7ablues-blog]

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

[indieluhv]

I needed this

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong