[autumnscrow]

carrd: 🐦‍⬛🌿

daily click for Palestine: ❤️🇵🇸

daily click for Sudan: ❤️🇸🇩

[suigintou]

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything

[nouveau-riche-princess]

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

[screenshotsofdespair]

[draptorronin]

[parple]

[dinottosaurs]

An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

[thezenzone]

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

sopranos episode 1

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[destroysoil]

two egyptian fruit bats enjoying a yellow bell pepper

[just-sans-things]

penis man

penis man, penis man

with his cock

in his hands

so he stands to jerk his whole penis

with a plan

way up high in the sky

got some jizz in his eye

aint it nice

the sans forever jacking off

[llovinghome]

[blemgoid]

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

[blemgoid]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

oh and something else about odysseus’ homecoming that’s stayed with me from a class I took forever ago was that his dog argos dying when he comes home is kind of a mercy. because odysseus is in disguise when he returns. and argos gets excited and recognizes him. if argos hadn’t died odysseus might have had to kill him

[raskolnikv]

#i love dogs a lot but i just cannot find the argos episode sweet or sentimental#i have some not-fully-thought-out idea about argos as a contrast to the enslaved women that telemachus later hangs#like in book 20 when odysseus sees them going to bed with the suitors he tells himself#τέτλαθι δή κραδίη: καὶ κύντερον ἄλλο ποτ᾽ ἔτλης#lit. 'endure my heart: you once endured a more dog-like thing' (and then goes on to name to the time the cyclops ate his men)#and the way dogs are rhetorically synonymous with shamelessness in homer#idea of a loyal dog is fairly oxymoronic in homeric animal symbolism. priam knows that when he dies his dogs will eat his body.#i think the effect is supposed to be that argos the literal dog has more shame and propriety than the enslaved women#they are more dog-like and have less sense of their proper place than a literal dog#so. not really a feel-good reunion moment there.#but yeah. if argos hadn't died odysseus would have killed him just like he killed those twelve girls. without a second thought. (via)

[2mo3cm-man]

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[pumpkin-paradise-au]

computer angel