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歐文喬 they/them 30

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[worldsandemanations]

John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[prokopetz]

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via op)

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[djgreenery]

the knowing knower

[isayoldbean]

this is so funny i'm gonna throw up. hey everyone did you hear about the new false advertising bundle on steam

[sinlizards]

Tell me Watcher, is there a feeling worth getting incinerated over?

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[dogpuppy]

[nintendometro]

In the Nintendo Leaks files we find early icons for the transformations in ‘Yoshi’s Island’, including things like the Mushroom, which was unused.

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[housegoblin]

new look

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.