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still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named âPrometheus.â It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (canât cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says âwait arenât the guy thatâŠâ
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I canât help but start crying Iâm laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering
One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work thatâs just. Devastating. Like youâre sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Letâs do it.
sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesnât feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.
Do you think the devil grieves for angels
Iâm not Christian, I donât go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive Iâd sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said âit feels good to hate, but we know that it isnât allowed, so when weâre told that weâre allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget weâre supposed to loveâ, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk Iâd like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself âis this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something Iâm allowed to hateâ and a solid 98/100 times itâs the latter so once again thank you pastor D
not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch
***Because they donât have TIME to read
***Because they donât know HOW to read
***Because theyâre not ALLOWED to read
***Because they werenât TAUGHT to read
***Because the generation BEFORE THEM were never taught HOW TO READ or how to TEACH READING
***Because we DONâT VALUE INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS
***Because our society prioritizes PRODUCTIVITY over QUALITY OF LIFE
Sick of the âyall are stupid because youâre lazyâ narrative. Obviously people with no time no family no money no books no education no perspective no respect no options no support no mentors arenât perpetually disseminating themes of Othello on the fly.
People arenât stupid, reading isnât the peak proof of intelligence, and society isnât on a decline because poor people are poor.
Youâre confusing a symptom for a cause
You have to treat the symptom, CURE the disease, and love the patient more than you love feeling right
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the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesarÂ
60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.
iâm american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct actionÂ
According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal
that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh
I think itâs my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar
this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.
idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?
This is so funny. People never change
EVERYONES PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE NEW SHOES MOM I'M NOT POPULAR MOM AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
#this could be a literal text message lol#i don't think he's manipulating her lol just being a salty teenager
LITERALLY LMFAO "HIS dad works for MY dad but he looks BETTER than me" is an outraged cry from spoiled teens all throughout time all throughout the world
I call it âsoft queerphobiaâ. Itâs when you come out to your family and they donât reject you OR encourage you, they just forget every few months again. I have come out to my father nine times
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Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you
does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.
NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi
Yeah, isnât that a cool picture? Itâs the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.
The moonâs not white! Itâs concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!
I love learning things I didnât expect to learn. Like when I learned that itâs called the âdark sideâ of the moon because itâs the side we donât see, not because sunlight never hits it.
she's mooning us
