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by Books of Adam

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In need of some ambient noise?

I have found some Harry Potter inspired ambient noise mixes

Hufflepuff common room

Slytherin common room

Gryffindor common room

Ravenclaw common room

General Harry Potter

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This is glorious.

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Top 5 knitting lies

• I won’t cast on any new projects until I’ve finished everything in my UFO basket

• I won’t buy any more yarn in that colour

• I won’t buy any more yarn until I’ve knit through at least half of my stash

• This pair of socks won’t take me that long

• I can go to the yarn shop just to look

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We all love pizza, so why not embrace that love all day every day with these cherry wood pizza teardrops by @omericaorganic-official! http://www.bodyartforms.com/productdetails.asp?ProductID=21318

Always~

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this year’s winter hat, I think..

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😍 lol

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So….here’s my chubby ass in the “finished enough for now” crochet Dalek. I was roasting in the main room it was so warm .. but it was a hit with everyone who saw it (and I won Belle Chere’s Honorable Mention award at the costume contest).

Best part was telling people they hadn’t seen the best part yet and getting their reactions when I unzipped and “flashed” my inner Dalek at them.

My hands really really need a break before I finish it and fix a few issues that drove me nuts cause I was a tad rushed finishing everything enough to wear it. But it is most certainly not a summer time cosplay and will only come out when it’s cold here in the mountains.

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THIS IS AMAZING

Chilly crochet evening with a warm mug of tea. ❤

#crochet #humor #lol #gift ideas

Remember that tiny human thing we made in december? We got a matching tiny drooly thing in February. Turns out he grows a little faster.

#boxers #dogs #babies

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Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch

MERIDIAN, ID—Students at Union Junior High School reported Monday that eighth-grade history teacher Evelyn Carmody, a tireless educator who has dedicated her whole life to the vocation of teaching, is a total goddamn bitch. “I fucking hate her,” 14-year-old Scarlett Ramsey said of the woman who not only stays up well past midnight providing individual feedback on each paper she grades, but also sets aside nearly $1,000 of her income each year to buy books and basic supplies for students who can’t afford them. “Give us homework over a three-day weekend? Who does that bitch think she is? I hope she dies.” Sources also stated that eighth-grade English teacher Mark Bradstone, who doesn’t really give a shit about his job and shows up hungover most mornings, is super popular and very cool.

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There is a teenager/student subsection of tumblr that honestly thinks teachers cannot POSSIBLY be critical of education and JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND and that we’re “the man” and “part of the system” and there’s just NO WAY we recognize their frustrations. We are the built-in enemy.

NEWS FLASH KIDS:

THERE IS A LOT WE HATE ABOUT EDUCATION SYSTEMS TOO.

Every teacher was once a student. So not only have we quite literarily been in your seats, dear teenagers, we now have the perspective of experiencing the same construct from the front of the classroom. If anything, we have even MORE to complain and dislike than YOU do.

So why do we do it? Because many of us are passionate about our subject. Because we actually like working with you goofy, tragic, silly, morbid, talented, intelligent, grumpy students. Because we want to make a change from the inside. Because because because.