- “Sir, I can take your underpants.”
- “I’m sorry it was too far away for you to punch, I’m sure that really frustrates you.”
- Parker casually hanging off a ski lift. “Help. Help.”
- “Uncomfortable with black authority.” “Sir, please don’t write that.” “I will write a letter to your mama if I feel like it.”
- Hardison: “I spent three days hacking the White House email. … We are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan.”
…
Eliot: “I was in Pakistan.”
- “You thought she was dressed as a nun for no reason?” “It’s Parker.” “Fair enough.”
- “Someone tricked you into bringing a briefcase full of evidence of your own crime straight to the police?”
- Eliot anchoring Parker’s rope to Hardison’s belt rather than the railing of the elevator.
- Nate: “Eliot, I’m going to ask you not to do anything violent.”
Eliot: “What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response…”
Sterling: “Hello Nate.”
Eliot: *violence*
- Eliot getting way too into his cover as a baseball player.
- Eliot and Hardison as health inspectors in the Iranian secret police safehouse disguised as a restaurant. “I’ve gotta dock ya.” Then Eliot bumping into one of the secret police officers, shrugging apologetically, and saying “I’ve gotta dock ya” before beating him up.
- Eliot fighting multiple people behind soundproof glass while the others are totally oblivious.
- “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
- “I didn’t even stab him!” “Yeah, we are so proud of you.”
- Eliot having a casual chat with someone he’s on a first name basis with, while they’re beating each other up.
- Sophie going undercover in a company claiming she’s there to find a mole. Actually uncovers a mole.
- A kid on a school trip walks into the room where Hardison and Nate are monitoring the situation. They explain everything that happens, giving him tips on running a con.
- Hardison and Eliot feuding over a sandwich. “I ate the damn sandwich. … If he wasn’t gonna beat my ass I’d go thank him.” *bites into sandwich*
- “Why is there a nun’s habit without a nun inside?” “…Rapture!”
- Hardison talking to the cartel boss, Eliot beating up thugs in the background, in full view of the boss, while trying to keep Hardison from noticing.
- Hardison and Chaos being excited over the Batcave. Hardison promising Eliot his own batsignal.
- “That little pretzel cart is both delicious and Interpol.”
- Hardison in the van making Eliot, who is standing in a field, do the Cha Cha Slide, then seeing Eliot’s signal moving very fast towards him. The van begins to shake.
- Eliot running a kitchen while beating up thugs. Eliot asking a thug his opinion on the sauce before knocking him out.
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