gulugulu

21 she/they • sixth gun 🖤 • f1 side @predestigatto

[availec]

totally understand since theyve been active since i was in middle school but im so sad kizu's going on hiatus TT TT TT TT the new release is so good too like they still have it. very few songs theyve put out that i dont like :(

[azolitmin]

[niji2282]

[helgean]

The Nazgûl riding through the fog by me. Inspired by the Wild Hunt and Celtic mythology

[tepkunset]

I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.

It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[mylooobox]

the ghost of tatooine

[niji2282]

I've been playing FF7 lately… I just can't resist this amazing TOXIC YAOI…

[channelslam]

the higher you climb, the harder you fall.

quote from tiān guān cì fú / Wimbledon 2019 (Shaun Botterill) / Australian Open 2026 (Darrian Traynor) / US Open 2025 (Sarah Stier) / Wimbledon 2026 (Clive Brunskill) / Roland Garros 2026 (Clive Brunskill) / Australian Open 2025 (Andy Cheung) / Roland Garros 2026 (Dan Istitene) / Paris Olympics 2024 (Andrzej Iwanczuk)

[ragepups]

you will drown with me

[wisedo]

[yuunos]

old cidclive stuff

[re-overload]

[Obikin Mermay AU]

prev au

Just a silly mermay AU where Anakin is an octopus merman and Obi-Wan is a siren (and a bird).

A bit more details is under cut

Obi-Wan is a siren. Many years ago, he and his father were imprisoned on a faraway island by a tyrant. Obi-Wan's father was a skilled craftsman, and so he made wings for himself and his son. He warned Obi-Wan, "Do not fly too high and beware of the sun." However, Obi-Wan, delighted by the feel of freedom, flew too close to the sun, and the gods saw it as arrogance. They crushed his wings, and Obi-Wan fell into the ocean. His father thought his son was dead and had no choice but to fly away.

However, it was not the end for Obi-Wan. As a punishment, he was turned into a siren. His duty now is to find the souls lost in the sea and guide them to the afterlife. And if there are no souls to collect, he lives on the island alone. Well, until he met Anakin.

Anakin is a bit of an outcast among the other merpeople. He and his mother lived away from others, since some of the mermen were convinced she was a witch. There were even rumors she turned a mermaid into a human! A complete nonsense, really. Anakin would know if she did something like that. After her death, the same rumors follow Anakin now. And while he can turn someone into a slug if they annoy him long enough or heal some minor wounds, he prefers to keep it to himself and stays away from the rest. He'd rather explore some old shipwrecks and collect curious little objects made by humans.

Anakin met Obi-Wan on one of such escapades. An odd bird fell from the sky, hit by an arrow (a scared sailor thought it was a bad omen) and Anakin took it to the shore and healed it. And the bird turned out to be a siren.

And they lived happily ever after.That's it, no bad endings here!

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[availec]

i wish people were more careful with spelling chinese names. why is the ml in this novel now my secondary school classmate