Avalance Incorrect quotes

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Zari Tomaz: So, when someone says something really cool, you say ‘wig’.

Ava Sharpe: Okay, got it.

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Sara Lance: -and I really like you, please say something.

Ava Sharpe: …wig

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Sara Lance: I don’t care anymore! I’ve just decided that I am, in fact, a snack, and people are just not hungry yet..

Ava Sharpe: …I’m starving.

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Ava Sharpe: And remember, murder is never the answer.

Ray Palmer: of course not! It’s a question.

Sara Lance: And the answer is yes.

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Ava: WHO THE HELL DID THIS! BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY-

Sara: It was me..

Ava: will be forgiven because everyone deserves their second, third and fourth chances! :)

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Gary: I..I did a bad thing..

Ava: Does it affect me or Sara?

Gary: ..uh..no?

Ava: Then suffer in silence.

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Sara Lance: *punches fake!Ava*

Fake!Ava: *gets angrier*

Ray Palmer: Why would you do that?! We need to ask her questions! Now she won’t talk!

Sara Lance: You told me not to punch her! So I punched her!

Ray Palmer: Wha-That doesn’t make any sense!

Sara Lance: I thought it was reverse psycology!

Ray Palmer: It was LOGIC.

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Ava Sharpe: *pouts*

Sara Lance: OKAY. Who the fuck did this?!

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Ava Sharpe: Can I kiss you?

Sara Lance: I don’t know, Can you?

Ava Sharpe: …MAY I kill Gary for gifting you that grammar dictionary?

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Sara Lance: I hate you with every single inch of me right now.

Ava Sharpe: One; you’re not single. Two; that’s not a lot of inches.

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Sara Lance: Happy birthday, babe! Here. For you!

Ava Sharpe: [reads card and looks at Sara] Did you really write sofiejjge nkxkdkx uwu?

Sara Lance: And I meant every word.

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Ava Sharpe: I’m VERY dangerous! Everyone watch out!

Sara Lance: Literally no one here thinks you’re dangerous.

Ava Sharpe: [frowns]

Ray Palemer: Oh, no! Everyone get to safety! Ava IS ANGRY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Ava Sharpe: Ha.

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Ava Sharpe: No one say a word!

Sara Lance: Fergalicious.

Ava Sharpe: I said “No one say a word!” what part of that didn’t you get?!

Sara Lance: Oh, so NOW it’s a word!

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Ava Sharpe: Life, give me a will to live..

Sara Lance: [falls from the roof]

Ava Sharpe: ...

Sara Lance: I swear I was not spying on you

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Sara Lance: I have awesome ideas!

Ava Sharpe: your ideas always end with either explosions, deaths or jail. Sometimes all of them.

Sara Lance: I said I have awesome ideas, I didn’t say how they end, I can’t see the future!

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Hi how are you

Hi!!!

I’m good, slow progress but good. How are you? 😊

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Ava Sharpe: You look like my first wife

Sara Lance: I didn’t know you were married!

Ava Sharpe: I’m not.

Sara Lance: What?!

Ava Sharpe: What.

ps. i miss you guys :(

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Source: A Voice From The Dark

Ava: So, that guy over there; the one in the suit.

Sara: Yeah? What about him?

Ava: Everyone keeps calling him Lovecraft. Is that really his name?

Sara: Yep. And he really is that Lovecraft.

Ava: What?

Sara: Yeah. He's H.P. Lovecraft. He was resurrected in... 2012? And he makes a YouTube series where people ask him questions.

Ava: How does a guy just come back to life?

Sara: I have a time ship, you're a clone, and some of us have fought wizards and robots. A dude coming back to life is not the weirdest thing to happen to us since we became superheroes.

Ava: Okay, point taken. *pause* Wasn't Lovecraft also super, incredibly racist?

Sara: Yeah, he says he doesn't like to talk about that.

By: @thehumanarkle