[silverhawk]

bush dogs look kind of like if a dog & a bear hooked up one night and produced:

like………tiny/short but they have a bear look to them and are so darn cute

[ktrivia]

he blep

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

@bolontiku

[lezmazikeen-blog]

[feckyeslife-archive-deactivated]

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

[ricca-raccoon]

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

[erisiana]

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

[fenrir-kin]

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

[shelbyandvali-deactivated201810]

Oh my god I love this

[ignescent]

I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food - the goal is no longer ‘get to food’ it is ‘climb the human’!

[lynati]

UNDER SEIGE!!

[catreadmymind]

Goals. Somewhat.

“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

R U SURE

[entropyalarm]

The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.

[queerrussetpotato]

A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once

[noahwyles]

“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!” “Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”

AUTHOR:

[seananmcguire]

I once literally flipped a coin to decide which character was going to die in a multi-award-nominated novel.

[unforth-ninawaters-deactivated2]

I was once rereading a manuscript before editing it and discovered that in an early chapter I’d put in a line without any forethought that ended up aligning perfectly the plot and is now my favorite line in the entire book even though when I wrote that sentence I hadn’t even come up with that plot point yet.

[sirikenobilegends-2005]

In my book series, I have done various things on accident and then, looking back, yelled BRILLIANT and went with it. And, often times, my characters just DECIDE things, like one character was in love with another and I was “WHAT?” but went with it because it was actually a VERY good story and made some of the plot stuff that much more interesting. 

[ryntaia]

If you ever wanted to know my creative process for writing, congratulations, this is it. 

[claricechiarasorcha]

Writing a story like

[keybladewyvern]

There’s an author’s note in an Isaac Asimov short story collection - Isaac Asimov, mind you - and I can’t for the life of me remember which it was because my mom has a billion of them, but basically he went to a lecture on his books where the teaccher was lecturing on all the symbolism and themes and such and Asimovewent up to him and was just like “Uhhhh…. I didn’t put any of that in? It just…. no? Not really?” And the lecturer legit looked ISAAC FUCKING ASIMOV straight in the eye and said, “What do you know, sir? You’re just the author.” And Asimov described it as being a fairly profound moment in his career.

[nerdandproud14]

@therecklessandthegays

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[reas-of-sunshine-deactivated202]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, BITCHES, PEATHERS HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

[reas-of-sunshine-deactivated202]

[diddlywackmackmormondaddy-blog1]

[trapcard]

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

[enjistier]

I had to do it

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[cykelops]

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

[64bitwar]

yeah but that’s to keep blood clean you’re just tryna exclude people to be rude

[cykelops]

[julieterbang]

[ask-trans-feliciano]

An Open Letter to My Transphobic Mother:

I am not your daughter…

But I sure am one son-of-a-bitch.

[lanque-hates-terfs]

ROASTED

[aquilacalvitium]

[readymind]

[chucklebot]

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

[if-you-see-gay-me]

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

[mlthrowaway]

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[porterr-robinson]

[gigi-tastic]

THE CAT SASSED HER BACK. NO I’M NOT MOMMMMM

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[beeshrektestinthemall]