&. ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐๐๐ (๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง) ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 5 & 6 ( "eat at baratie!" & "the chef and the chore boy" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ how about we sail away as fast as we can? โ
โ about the battle, you wanna talk about it? โ
โ there's something on the breeze. smells like butter. soy sauce. and meat. โ
โ think he has brain damage? โ
โ i smell food, which means that there's someone somewhere cooking. โ
โ what's a... baratie? โ
โ you'll have to excuse them. they're idiots. โ
โ wanna take this outside? โ
โ are you asking me to dance? 'cause i kind of had my eye on that blonde at table eight. โ
โ i call it a true bluefin sautรฉ. it's elephant tuna, seared asparagus, in a sweet soy reduction. โ
โ if i gotta sling one more prime rib medium-well, i am going to drop dead of boredom, you old shitbag! โ
โ this ain't gonna be a fight. i'm just going to kill him. โ
โ hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. โ
โ one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal? โ
โ apologies, madam, i didn't see you there. โ
โ something wrong with your eye? โ
โ just blinded by your beauty. โ
โ nami's got a boyfriend. โ
โ did i catch you in the middle of something? โ
โ just killing some time. โ
โ who's the quarry? โ
โ doesn't sound like much of a challenge. โ
โ why are you after me? โ
โ you woke me from my nap. โ
โ i can't eat another bite. but it's so good. โ
โ who the hell is monkey d. luffy? โ
โ i don't even think there's liquor in this. it tastes just like candy. โ
โ who's ready for another drink? my treat. โ
โ i don't really do regret. no point in looking back. โ
โ sometimes, when i try to look ahead, all i see is back. โ
โ you know, you're a really good cook. โ
โ if a man is hungry, i feed him. โ
โ what are you carrying around that's so heavy? โ
โ i bet i know more about you than you do about me. โ
โ i guess something about you, you drink. you guess something about me, i drink.โ
โ i have business with your captain. if you know what's good for you, you'll hand him over. โ
โ i've been following your career since i was a child. it's an honor to finally meet you, sir. which is why it pains me to inform you that tomorrow... you're going to die. โ
โ accept my challenge. you'll see how serious i am. โ
โ you want me to say you're the best? you're the best. okay? โ
โ you're the best i've ever seen, but you are not better than him. โ
โ why do you give a shit? โ
โ because you're my friend, you idiot. โ
โ you said it yourself. you don't have any friends. โ
โ what is that? i'm here for a sword fight. โ
โ i don't hunt rabbits with a cannon. โ
โ you're brave. i'll give you that. โ
โ wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame. โ
โ this world could use a few more wild cards. โ
โ it's too soon for you to die. grow strong and come find me. i'll be waiting. โ
โ you could never fail me. โ
โ look, i'm not gonna lie to you. he's lost a lot of blood. it might be too late for him. but it might not be. โ
โ he's got one foot in each world right now, caught between life and death. you have to find a way to keep him tethered to our world. โ
โ nice of you to announce yourself. โ
โ i don't take orders. not even from the likes of you. โ
โ what's the matter? don't like fish? โ
โ if you don't want the fish, i got two-inch t-bones in the kitchen. or maybe you're in the mood for saffron risotto? โ
โ i can make anything. just tell me what you want. โ
โ being a captain, it's the toughest job in the world, okay? โ
โ how'd you two meet? were you on his crew or something? โ
โ oregano's for savages! โ
โ you've got a sharp tongue on you, boy. how about i cut it out and fry it up with some pig fat? โ
โ do what you want, but i'm not gonna die here. โ
โ they're all dead, except for us. โ
โ you ate it? you ate your own leg? โ
โ you don't even know me. why would you do that for a stranger? โ
โ so i'm gonna need you to live on. and i'm gonna need you to fulfill that dream... for both of us. โ
โ have any idea what that's like? having someone lose a limb to save your life? โ
โ sometimes, when you are in charge, you have to make the tough decisions. โ
โ i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream. โ
โ isn't there something that you want? something more than anything else in this world? โ
โ not everyone gets to follow their dreams. โ
โ did you not hear what i just said? they are hunting you. we need to run. โ
โ i can't let innocent people get hurt because of me. โ
โ i hear you're looking for me. โ
โ so this is the pirate i've heard so much about? โ
โ do you know who i am, boy? โ
โ how'd you even know how to find me? โ
โ if you bow down to me, i might even let you serve in my kingdom. โ
โ i don't bow down to any man. โ
โ i told you in the bar i didn't have any friends, but the truth is, i couldn't let myself have them... because i always end up hurting the people closest to me. โ
โ why waste your time killing a devil fruit eater? let the sea do it for you. โ
โ what is your problem? โ
โ me? i'm fine. you're the one with the problem. โ
โ you're not gonna be anything, not if you stay here. โ
โ it's not like i can just leave. โ
โ don't you get it? it's one thing to have a dream. it's another to go after it. โ
โ you want my permission? you got it. โ
โ i didn't know what to say before, but i know what to say now, and it's so simple. i need you. โ
โ you gonna keep talking, or let me get some sleep? โ
โ i vow to stand by your side from now until the end. โ
โ you're my captain, and i'm your first mate. โ
โ heard you guys need a cook. โ
โ why are we bringing the waiter? โ
โ you keep your feet dry. โ
โ you know, all these years, living under your shitty roof, cooking at your shitty restaurant... i owe you my life! โ
โ thank you for putting up with my shit all these years, old man. โ
โ i'll never forget you! โ
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