Awkward Fangirl @avatarsharks - Tumblr Blog

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

so who are these new friends of yours? are they from school?

paperandpencilsandskips

FUCKING GETCH OU

wow I have not been on here in years

thebootydiaries

me at 2am: why am I so unloveable I try so hard

me at 3am: succ

dankmemeuniversity

just-shower-thoughts

Shazam but instead of for music, it’s for that weird noise your car is making

lesbyterianchurch

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schrodingersdrone

kalyayev-deactivated20180228

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

jumpingjacktrash

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

cameoappearance

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims