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The relationship tornados happening rn that are colliding are so crazy im just thinking about it

You have lavender marriage/qpr, tf!Lukey and tf!Megii. Tf!megii going on a date with tf!ambear, the date doesn’t happen because tf!Lukey comes back that day and interrupts it with misunderstandings.

Then tf!ambear confides in tf!legs about these problems which prompts him to confide in her about how he likes tf!Graecie but she is basically dating tf!Zam

Then the next day tf!AJ and tf!Ambear spend the night together after they flirted that day and tf!AJ killed a guard for her.

But tf!AJ was basically dating tf!Drift. And it goes on and on

So many love triangles colliding is crazy

The domino effects of tf!lukey waking up from the void

#the flight smp

facts-i-just-made-up

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

jerreeeeeee

the way i understand the difference between blorbo and The Character is that blorbo activities are 1. fun and 2. voluntary. when youre rotating blorbo in your mind you’re playing with your tuoys. but when The Character has got ahold of you then you are a tortured artist being plagued by visions

electionsmistertumbler

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Capitaine Haddock (Les Aventures de Tintin)

Salieri (Mozart, l’opéra rock)

Voting ended onJul 2

Propagande Haddock :

Le gars, un minet journaliste avec son chien surdoué lui est tombé dessus, il a dit "Personne n'en veut ?" tout en ayant déjà rempli les papiers pour les garder, et a accepté oklm le professeur perché qui allait avec, déjà karma fois huit mille. Ne recule devant pas grand chose et surtout pas faire une confiance aveugle à son ami même quand celui-ci se met à parler au soleil.

Argument qui suffirait à lui tout seul : le bougre a une page wikipédia dédiée à son vocabulaire tant celui-ci est d'une richesse incommensurable en terme d'insulte, vraiment, un fleuron du sel et de la verve francophone.

Also : Bachi-bouzouk de tonnerre de Brest.

Propagande Salieri :

qui n’a jamais rêvé de vouer ses nuits à l’Assassymphonie?

Il s'habille en noir et porte de l'eyeliner. Il a un couteau. Il est généralement poli, mais il nourrit des sentiments très vifs à l'égard de (la musique de) son rival. Par exemple il en chante dans cet clip vidéo, L'Assasymphonie :

Dans une autre chanson, il a des hallucinations sur le thème du BDSM bisexuel, à cause de (la musique de) son rival.

#ooooh this is rough #nan mais aussi le monstre (coeur coeur love) de notre enfance à tous #contre l'éveil à l'émo (entre autres choses) de notre adolescence

boitterfly

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

thedeepthought

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

tomorrowillbeyou

Genuinely straight men who jokingly act gay with their friends to farm views and overuse the word sus and make yaoi jokes and then get up in arms about boundaries and invasiveness and parasociality when people actually depict them as gay are like . the lowest form of life to me

tomorrowillbeyou

The video: BRO im like INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW.. bro you did NOT just say that UM PAUSE!!!! yeah bro climb into my arms hahahaha ewwww bro that's so weird. no bro let's get marrieddddd omg can i put my dick in you. HAHAHA STOPPPP

The tweets afterwards: I just want to clarify something about my boundaries. Please do not depict me as having any kind of genuine loving relationship with any man as it makes me uncomfortable. Some of you guys are getting way too comfortable acting like you know me and you really don't. You don't know the relationships I have with my friends, we have many reasons to joke with each other about these things. We only say it because being gay is a really hilarious concept to us and the videos get more views when we do this. Please, respect this boundary or I will call you out on my Twitter Dot Com and send people who are way too invested in protecting my feelings at all costs to harass you until you delete your account.

#evergreen post really #they all make me so tired sometimes man é.è

anxietyproblem

y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick

ketenkusu

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

actualmythicalcreature

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

dangerously-human

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

sergal

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

sergal

Oh My God Damn

crossedblade

Knights with body modifications, please.

Knight with a house crest carved into their backs. An order where all members have their tongues pierced with a jewel that burns should they lie. Body modifications that are not even possible outside of fantasy.

#oh. okay. yes please

doubleslashkarma

tf!megii is the first character i think ive ever been invested in the romantic ventures aspects of. and i think its because if im interpreting the direction this whole situationship is going correctly, it's either about

a) someone whos only ever heard about what relationships are supposed to be like coming to terms with their own version of love and how that might not fit the label of 'romantic' like theyve been taught

or b) someone whos only ever heard about what relationships are supposed to be like reconciling the deep affection they have for both their platonic partner and their romantic interest and how those can coexist

and like in the middle of all the bullshit right now about qprs being reduced to watered down "technically allowed" versions of romance, having a story that earnestly interacts with those themes is so fucking beautiful. its so good. happy birthday megii megiibyte the best to ever do it

#the flight smp #(from what I understand) they're 3 people who seem to have little idea of what a romantic relationship is #and no clue what a healthy relationship looks like #depending on their choices they can either grow and learn together or constantly bring each other down #( after the lukey-amber talk I also feel like exterior forces may push them in one direction rather than the other but we'll see)

tired-fandom-ndn

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

#my love for watching speed running can only be compared to my love of going incredibly slow in games I play #those people do exactly what I can't #this is art to me #being able to just go from point a to point b without detours without dying in a stupid way cause I was watching a weirdly shaped cloud #amazing

I kinda want to restart Baldur's Gate 3 but I would end up playing the same build again I don't know if it's worth it..

#paladin with stupid high charisma who settles situations by persuading people #(also half elf for night vision)#but like.. what's the point of re-making Tramontane when there's so many other classes T.T #(maybe I just miss playing with my boy? idk)