Avenger's Reject

I was rejected...from the avengers. Apparently, the ability to attract bitches with my axe body spray is not a power.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[bnkyl0caa]

PLEASE lord 🙏🏼

[rayraylev]

Please I need it

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[oceanmonsters]

rip kings you deserved better 💔💔

[uncensored-opinions]

Hey

What if I said

Everyone who’s kind hearted and accepting of others should belong in the LGBT+ community

Because you can’t charge my stance on that.

[knifefightscene]

[thededfa]

I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.

Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.

Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel. 

My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”

Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten

[inkdrgn]

this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies

[thededfa]

Oh… 

[heartfeltdelight]

this is the funniest thing to ever happen

[theshitneyspears]

ICONS ONLY

[cloudfreed]

oh he was a twink all along

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

I THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT AND MASC.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a revelation

[sappling]

[cryingblogger]

What did he do

[beyoncebeytwice]

it

[penisraiser-blog]

his legs are ombre

[manateefingernails]

I’m gonna die

[wakaflackalypse]

THE SOCK TAN

[breadlick]

OG post… its been moons

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[immortalcheesewedge]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE AUDIO ON

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[akusetor]

Money is attracted to me

Money is attracted to me

Money is attracted to me

Money is attracted to me

Money is attracted to me

Money follows me everywhere I go

Money follows me everywhere I go

Money follows me everywhere I go

Money follows me everywhere I go

Money follows me everywhere I go

Money knows my name

Money knows my name

Money knows my name

Money knows my name

Money knows my name

[akusetor]

Success is attracted to me

Success is attracted to me

Success is attracted to me

Success is attracted to me

Success is attracted to me

Success follows me everywhere I go

Success follows me everywhere I go

Success follows me everywhere I go

Success follows me everywhere I go

Success follows me everywhere I go

Success knows my name

Success knows my name

Success knows my name

Success knows my name

Success knows my name

[akusetor]

Happiness is attracted to me

Happiness is attracted to me

Happiness is attracted to me

Happiness is attracted to me

Happiness is attracted to me

Happiness follows me everywhere I go

Happiness follows me everywhere I go

Happiness follows me everywhere I go

Happiness follows me everywhere I go

Happiness follows me everywhere I go

Happiness knows my name

Happiness knows my name

Happiness knows my name

Happiness knows my name

Happiness knows my name

[akusetor]

Peace of mind is attracted to me

Peace of mind follows me everywhere I go

Peace of mind knows my name.

Healthy Love and relationships is attracted to me

Healthy Love and relationships follows me everywhere I go

Healthy Love and relationships knows my name

[buffdaddylayton]

[princerook]

C R Y I N G OMG

[loki-cat2]

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

[triggafiasco]

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

[ralaferinmoved-blog]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

[amarilloo]

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

[frickingrimesarchive]

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

[wondermagician-deactivated20160]

can’t forget these

[curledmess]

THESE ARE GOLDEN

[lucifer-the-morning-star-blog]

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

[nunyabizni]

@turtrussel

[kardcaptor-sakura-deactivated20]

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?

[nunyabizni]

Oh dear me

[lubricates]

Remember Jake’s best man proposal to Charles?! MADE CHARLES THE HAPPIEST BEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!! 

[crazylittle-sunshine]

We all love Charles, don’t we? 😍

[will-make-more-mistakes-tomorrow]

I love how extra Jake was in his proposal. I love how the squad helped Jake with his best man proposal. I love how Jake knew how important his relationship is with Charles to even plan a best man proposal.

[thelilfoxxx]

Best man/maid of honor proposals should be a thing

[spite-cadet]

I loved this scene so much, because it shows how much Jake cares about Charles. When he proposed to Amy, they were alone, that’s what they wanted, but Charles would want it big and in front of everyone, so that’s what he did.