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Alex Hirsch is fucking savage and I love it
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Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life
Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal
okay okay but listen
satanists WOULD be anti-Trump
satanists are, for the most part, just secular humanists (mostly atheists) with a flair for the dramatic. They are, on average, very left-leaning.
The Satanic Temple in particular is a great organization. They donât believe religious organizations should be tax exempt, so they voluntarily pay taxes. They also sell merch and give a good chunk of the proceeds to things like Planned Parenthood and legal funds that fight for division of church and state.
Fuck, this is straight from their website:Â âThe mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people. In addition, we embrace practical common sense and justice.â
satanism is not bad or evil
Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we canât but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
Thatâs conk creat babey!!!!!
not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing
if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
Im gonna invent powdered toes
honestly I donât know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail
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shouts out to this two week long depressive episode consuming my life, you da real mvpÂ
i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5âČ0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: âthat tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat himâ
Oh Iâm an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. Thatâs fine. Itâs harmless, and I donât know whatâs going on in this womanâs life. Iâll give her the benefit of the doubt sheâs not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from âindifferentâ to âIâm gonna fuck with this womanâs head.â Now I would say Iâm a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course Iâm not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. Thatâs shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like Iâm studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of âoccultyâ jewelry Iâm wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
âWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?â
I chuckled, and shake my head. âNothing at all.â I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. âBut every time something bad happens to you today, youâre gonna be thinking of me.â
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldnât do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
a common variant
mom: well iâm having a really hard time right now and you know that iâm doing my best and that i didnât mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time iâm having
This is a very important post about how to recognize problematic behavior in narcissistic mothers. It is also something we all need to watch out for in ourselves, especially if we were raised by a narcissistic parent.
Because if thatâs what youâre used to, you can grow up wrongly believing that this is what sympathy is supposed to sound like.
I have, numerous times, talked about having a bad day, and had a well-meaning acquaintance tell me how much worse their day was, honestly believing that they were being sympathetic â that telling me how much worse their day was would somehow make me feel relieved, or grateful, that my day wasnât as bad as theirs.
Of course, it did not make me feel better. It made me feel like my experiences were being trivialized, and like my feelings were being invalidated.
I know these people werenât trying to be cruel. They truly just didnât know better. They thought they were empathizing.
If you didnât grow up learning what genuine sympathy looks/sounds/feels like, itâs hard to know how to show genuine sympathy for other people, even when you really do care about them.
I had a dream recently...
That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called âsleepytiredâ and it looked like this.
And you couldnât catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldnât. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter. After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happeningâŠ
What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a âsleepytiredâ with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldnât do anything. It would just float there, watching.Â
So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldnât be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure.Â
The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.
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