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I was at Starbucks. I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time.

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My sister sent me this
I was at Starbucks. I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time.
Zelda, telepathically from hyrule: link why have you been rewinding the last three days over and over
Link: moon's haunted
Zelda: what
Link, playing the inverted song of time: moon's haunted
GUYS I FOUND THE ORIGINAL WITH AUDIO AND OMG I NEED THIS AFTER SEEING ENDGAME.Ā
so apparently Avengers: Endgame is at a high demand that some AMC locations will be open for 72 hours straight the weekend it is released. I, for one hope that the workers get paid overtime, but I just wanna tell you guys to PLEASE be EXTRA NICE to AMC workers this weekend. They are working very hard to give us a good experience watching the film. Treat service workers kind this weekend please!
My little crow.Ā I thought weād lost you.
This is Shakespearian.
I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.
Top 20 disney movies (as voted by our followers) - 4. Beauty and the beast (6,1%)
BE. LIKE. HIM.
Love. This.
does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss
HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT
John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare
he paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell to go read Jane Austin and then he didnāt
He got a degree in a language that he already spoke.
Carry On Pt 16
Square filled: āI hate youā (genre)
Ratings: mature/explicit
Summary: youāre an Omega in a small rural town. When your fatherās gambling and drinking leaves him with a debt he canāt afford to pay, he offers you to a group of Alphas. Dean Winchester is an Alpha desperately trying to escape his past and pain. Can you save each other?
Characters: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader,
Word Count: 1903
Written for: @spngenrebingo
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Warnings: A/B/O dynamics, anxiety, fear, mention of guns/shooting, kidnapping.
A/N: please heed warnings. Thanks for the interest and sorry that there was a delay. Iād intended on posting earlier but lucky me caught gastro. A HUGE thank you to @the-stories-in-my-head-95 for reading through this part (and the next ;)) to make sure it flowed. Iām hoping you guys enjoy it just as much! Feedback is greatly appreciated!
āAh, there she is.ā
You froze, that voice sending a shiver down your spine. Jodie was immediately in front of you, gun in hand, trained on the figure at the front of the room. Carter was standing in the doorway with a large smirk plastered across his face, arms crossed, more Alphas filing in around him and filling the room. Fear paralysed you. Air clogged in your throat. The room felt too small, the air stale, too thick to breathe. This couldnāt be happening, not after all youād done to get away.
This couldnāt be happening, not again.
āYou really thought you could escape me, Omega?ā Carter asked cockily, voice dripping with smugness. āYouāre mine. Iām gonna make you pay, you little bitch.ā
āY/N, run.ā Jodie ordered, gun clicking loudly. āNow. Go find Dean and Sam.ā
You didnāt hesitate - not that you made it far. You spun and headed for the hallway but a large Alpha was already there blocking the way. Barely stopping a handspan from him, you backed away shaking your head, hating how the room seemed to be closing in.
This couldnāt be happening.
Carter came up to you, smirk widening at how you jumped like a caged animal, āHave you missed me, Omega?ā
āYouāre not going to get away with this.ā You whispered, the back of your mind barely processing Jodieās grunt as an Alpha punched her.
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This whole chapter got me like:
yeS YES YES
This is a lucky post
reblogging for new years luck!
IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF
This is officially the best thing on tumblr.
Wtf
I forgot about this and here it is again. Now i will have it forever.
i have never seen this but i am that i had because this is the best thing ever
IF YOUāVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)
reblogging ācause it sounds like a background music in a fantasy novel/movie.
It really does. This is gorgeous.
Put. This. On. Spotify. Right now.
Oh my god play this at my funeral
The customer is never right
normalize the customer never being right
Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesnāt have coffee in it. Itās a tea, for goodness sakes.
She never believed me, but she did make me a āspecialā one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*
You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die
The customer is always wrong and I canāt believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less
⦠I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isnāt true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because thatās true, it doesnāt make everyone else wrong. Thatās like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isnāt true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.
You can really tell whoās never worked in retail before by the way they view customers
Tom Holland does Rihannaās āUmbrellaā on Lip Sync Battle
Iām literally zendaya reacting like he didnāt have to go that hard and yet..
every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing iām likeĀ āoh ok that aināt a big deal heās just another celeb doing a gimmickā but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being likeā¦a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibesĀ
i think itās the irreverence with which he splashes the waterĀ
that was a classic that was a classic
Itās a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift
Heās trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someoneās basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.
I FOUND IT!!
Oh my god I knew this video existed but never watched it out of fear of second hand embarrassment but honestly this is AMAZING
I donāt want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.Ā
I just hit him up like āHey how are you today?āĀ
and he replies āDoing great thanks for asking hereās $7,000.āĀ