Hm.

Hello! Guess who finally decided to change her bio to something a little more relevant? Anywho. She/her. 26.

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[rathayibacter]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[rathayibacter]

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

[rathayibacter]

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

[mikkeneko]

[the-blorbosphere]

i agree with the general idea of "all dogs can pose a danger, so you as the owner should take steps to mitigate that risk" - where it breaks down for me is when you realize some people think "mitigating risk" means leashing your dog on walks whereas other people think it means two leashes, a shock collar, and a muzzle on your dog if it's ever outside of the house. some people see it as training your dog's recall so that it doesn't jump on people visiting your house, and others think anything short of crating your dog every time someone visits is acceptable.

i saw a poster saying even DOG PARKS are an unacceptable place to be off leash because they're often near/in public parks where children and people with dog phobias could be and a dog could jump the fence and attack them. i saw someone comparing dogs to guns in terms of risk. it gets to a point where we're no longer advocating to protect people, but to neglect and abuse dogs. kinda sucks imo.

obviously this is not the dominant attitude in the world, nor is it impacting my life in any meaningful way (i live in an area where my beliefs of "dogs only belong inside if you're at the vet, petsmart, or your house" and "dogs should only be offleash in your fenced yard, your house, or a dog park" are considered plenty polite) but it does feel a little like taking crazy pills to see the sheer terror a large group of online people apparently live in around seeing leashed and harnessed dogs on walks, where they also need to be muzzled, have an extra restraint, and also if they so much as sniff in your direction they're an untrained beast.

[pisshandkerchief]

fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

[muppetshow2026]

worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

[klapollo]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

[klapollo]

easy website my ass

[cassettetapecryptid]

me when my horse named website nips my ass

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[tockthewatchdog]

[cipheramnesia]

Laying down on some large, cold, wet stones would go hard right now.

[wowwforever]

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

[slowspinningredemption]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[2peachy]

[niceinchnails]

all timer to me