Calgary Expo 2016.4.29
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Andulka
Claire Keane

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Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Calgary Expo 2016.4.29
Twitter gives me life today.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend
#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend - Part One
Who’s your favorite Avenger? (Rips off shirt to reveal a captain america tattoo)
*rips off shirt to reveal full on Captain America uniform*
Im not even surprised by anything anymore
BASICALLY
I talked to an eight year old little girl yesterday and admired her Thor shirt. I asked her if Thor was her favorite Avenger. She shook her head and said "we can’t find a Black Widow shirt.”
@ marvel : you pricks
@Renner4Real: 90 minutes of bliss, imprinted into my memory for a lifetime, and branded on my spirit for eternity #blessed #daddy
Congratulations, you have an argument against a Black Widow movie. Now let me tell you why that argument doesn’t really work.
Okay, but she wasn’t really well known to the general public before the movies, so it’s probably best to keep her in a supporting role. It’s just too risky otherwise.
*points to Guardians of the Galaxy*
*also points to Antman, which absolutely no one was clamoring for*
Okay, but she’s too well known now. She’s been in several movies and is very important in the team movies. That’s enough, isn’t it? Give other characters a chance.
*points to three Iron Man movies, soon-to-be three Captain America movies, soon-to-be three Thor movies, and two unsuccessful Hulk movies*
*also points to the fact that in one of those movies an important, character developing scene for her got cut because it “slowed things down” and that will always be considered an acceptable loss until there’s a movie about her and her development specifically*
Okay, but now you’re getting a Captain Marvel movie and a Wonder Woman movie.
*points to twenty million superhero movies starring dudes*
*also points out that lady characters are not interchangeable and that a Black Widow movie would not be the same kind of movie as a Captain Marvel one*
Okay, but she doesn’t have any powers, and that’s not very interesting for a superhero movie.
*points to Batman and his gazillion movies*
*also points to James Bond, Bourne movies, and other popular spy thriller franchises*
Okay, but they follow a strict timeline, so it wouldn’t make sense to do another origin movie for an established character.
*points to her current successful comic run that has nothing to do with her origins but still somehow manages to find interesting stories to tell about her, like, how do they even do it*
Now seems like a good time to add this one…
Okay, but Marvel has a GRAND MASTER PLAN, and they can’t just change it, because plans NEVER change, okay, and it will throw everything off or result in a rush job of a movie.
*points to Spider-Man and laughs hysterically because of fucking course*
me: okay so can you give me the biggest hug ever like don’t hold back okay just give it to me
seb: *loud lion laugh* okay
me: and then can you do the most ridiculous face you can
seb: *high pitched voice* liKE A SILLY FACE
me: *even louder high pitched voice* yEAH LIKE A SILLY FACE
“For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I don’t live in the woods by myself by the time I’m 25, I have failed.”