AvengingJay

I'm who the Avengers and Justice League call when they are in over their heads. Which is always. Also I teach lightsaber duelling at Hogwarts. Proud District 4 mentor.

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

[accras]

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[startrekrenegades]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

[gardnerhill]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

[sangrexderramada]

Me as a father

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

this is so pure

[valerie1972]

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[denialanderror]

Things I Like (as demonstrated by Sebastian Stan)

the jaw thing:

the bicep thing:

the arm thing:

the back thing:

the hip thing:

the hip bone thing:

the shoulder thing:

the butt thing:

the boob thing:

the leg thing:

the whatever this is:

[Insp] @friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman yours are bomb af and I could not stop laughing so I just had to

[sad-af1121]

the flex thing:

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

The giggle/shy thing:

[bunkerhillbros]

“That Umbreon Aesthetic” from Canaryko.  Love it!!

Deez @Deezer509

[spermnatural]

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Whoa there forehead man #panicatthediscoconcert #concert #berlin #hot #brendon #brendonurie #iwritesinsnottragedies #parkour #backflip #singer #hesprettyodd (at Huxleys Neue Welt)

[twocentslice]

I could watch you forever, Gordon Ramsay

forever

[nocturneno11-deactivated2023122]

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

chaotic evil

[missvoltairine-blog]

I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.

[oceanicmajestic]

chaotic good

[stephanemiroux]

Not to mention even if she didn’t mention outright he would asked about it and if she tried to steer him away from it (as in telling him it’s awful) he definitely would have ordered it. He specifically would order things (as well as many things) to test the chef’s skills.

[laughingacademy]

Those last three screencaps are the best thing I’ve seen this year.

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[theiguanaamarillaart]

@marauders4evr

[marauders4evr]

Fantastic!

[thebookishgurl]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I’m in love

[bellesbloggg-blog]

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

[sasukehateblog]

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[fatale-frau]

[hridi]

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[stevebuckythyla]

Beefy!Bucky (x)

[uncensoredsideblog]

Yes, hello. 

If you don’t mind, I’d like to bring to your attention his ridiculous bicep-to-wrist ratio.

[stevebuckythyla]

@uncensoredsideblog why would i mind you adding something so beautiful. why don’t we add a little more beef?

while we’re at it?

[stevebuckythyla]

Now with 100% more beef!

Mackie’s expression tho

[stevebuckythyla]

The beef keeps coming…

[stevebuckythyla]

the beef never stops

[stevebuckythyla]

bucky got back.

[stevebuckythyla]

[ceebeetumbles-deactivated202007]

Gratuitous @whostheblondegirl @actuallyasgardian haha

[actuallyasgardian]

@ceebeetumbles you make my mornings infinitely better

[avengerofyourheart]

Always reblog Beefy Bucky. *heart eyes*

[dianaofthemyscira]

I have a very specific skill set.