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perishen:
‘ apologies for the lack of explanation, but it’s a treat with a SURPRISE filing ! please, help yourself. ’
“..A TREAT? So this is actually supposed to be editable or something? I am not entirely sure.. I have heard.. things about Human food. Do you think it will harm me? “
mysterypined:
“ an empire? so like, you go around taking over other PLANETS? but, like, what if they don’t want you to? I mean, yeah, it sounds impressive, but – wait, what kind of name for a planet is homeworld ?? “
“--ARE YOU TRYING TO QUESTION THE WAYS OF MY P E O P L E ? “
Up on melancholy hill There’s a plastic tree Are you here with me?
sithslave:
“AW, you sure, PERIBABY? I think it’s a GREAT nickname for you. Really suits you, honestly.”
“--NO! IT REALLY DOESN’T! Because for one: I am not a CHILD! That's a human-thing! It isn't something to refer me to! So if I am a baby.. then.. then you’re just another CLOD! --hehe.. I haven’t said that in a while. “
Danger Zone | Kenny Loggins | Top Gun
DO NOT GO GENTLE.
aobace:
Was this person being serious? She flailed her limps and claimed it was better then anime— a screw was loose somewhere. But how could he argue? That was her opinion and who was he to enforce his own? “If you say so.” He humored, but was still wary. “Not exactly what anime is but— sure.”
“WHATEVER YOUR "anime" is, I did it BETTER! " Humans are champions when it comes to wasting their time on useless things. "If you’re such an expert on the topic then why won’t you ENLIGHTEN me about it? “
blutiepie:
A DISMAYED LOOK TWISTS over girlish f e a t u r e s , doe-like eyes left to water a bit at the perceived SLIGHT. but NO ! she has to be STRONG ! what would buttercup say if she saw you CRYING over something so silly ? ( besides, BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY ! ) && so she gathers herself, fingers f l e x i n g && t w i s t i n g at her sides to control her more visceral reactions. ‘ no, of COURSE i don’t ! i’m not a bug, i’m a girl. now was i BLEEDING or not ? or are you just going to be r u d e ? because that’s not very nice… ‘
“LISTEN YOU big-eyed being. I don't even know what your human-juice looks like. But since I am not seeing any sort of fluid coming out of you I highly doubt you were ‘BLEEDING’. “
bendygirl:
❛ …. what do you mean WHY ? everyone NEEDS food to survive ! ❜ she is a bit ( actually, she is REALLY shocked ) shocked at the others lack of interest in food. everyone needs food. literally. ❛ my mom’s biryani is the most delicious in town ! i have yet to meet someone who doesn’t like her biryani & you have to try it ! ❜
“HUMANS MIGHT need to. However an EXTRATERASTIAL BEING like ME has no use for something as pathetic as.. hehe.. ‘FOOD’. In fact I don’t even need OXYGEN to survive! How does that make you feel? Pretty pathetic, huh? “ So she might be at the point of becoming a PROTECTOR OF THE EARTH but that doesn’t mean she’s going to give up on something that gives her pride. Sometimes being a Gem does feel like what Earthlings call ‘COOL’.
‘ I GOT frozen. i was on a pizza delivery and then all i fell into a cryogenic freezer and here i am a thousand years later. plus we all know clowns have S H R I N K I N G power, not time travel power. ‘
“--..OH! “
“WELL THAT’S just plain DISAPPOINTING. But I suppose there is some kind of LOGIC connected to this story but.. seriously? You were FROZEN? “
deliveryboy:
‘ OH yeah ?? well i’m from a thousand years ago. i’ve seen life without tv, and that’s pretty I M P R E S S I V E. you know, how people lived without it and all. ‘
“WAIT... NO! Humans aren't supposed to be getting that old! How did you manage to do that? What did you use? Cybernetic implants? Medication? CLOWNS ? You have got to be kidding me! “
“I DON’T THINK I quite understand your sense of HUMOR. "
HALFED PERISHEN LIKED
“--THESE CATS are on to me! "
ARXFA LACKSYMPATHY LIKED
“MY LOOKS are pretty "FASHIONABLE"! I have seen your 'MAGAZINES' and according to them triangles are the go-to this summer! “
CHASTEFORTITUDE VOLEURI LIKED
LIKE FOR A STARTER
blutiepie:
‘ DO I HAVE BLOOD in my m o u t h ? ‘ an inquisitive statement as her head tilts back, mouth WIDENING as far as it goes. angelic brows knit together, w o b b l i n g a bit as she considers. ‘ i don’t think i bit my TONGUE ! though… i might have swallowed a BUG when i was talking. ‘
Surely Peridot has never been asked such an RIDICULOUS question before. The entire idea of ‘ BLEEDING ’ was such an odd concept to the Gem, considering they would simply POOF if a bad injury was ever about to overcome them. So this R E Q U E S T... she simply chose not to pay too much attention to it. "AND WITH 'BUG' you mean yourself? "
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