Junk Drawer

Hey, I'm Michael. I'm 28, and I'm from Sydney, Australia. I think too much.

[elliegoose]

girls getting fat on purpose are so hot. by all possible metrics it is correct and good to be a girl getting fat on purpose

[dailyflicks]

THE MUMMY 1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers

[phantom-threaded]

DERRY GIRLS 3.06 "Halloween"

[sophsun1]

Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird

[frozenknight]

If you don’t like fat girls, nobody needs to hear your opinion on anything.

[rylandsgrace]

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[brandonlees]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

[animusrox]

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury

[zanephillips]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

[pocket-deer-belly]

Your dream girl exists and she has big grippy love handles

[warningengine]

[ohmovie]

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) dir. George Miller

[burbuja-bruja]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[pi-la]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) dir. Robert Zemeckis.

[muttmedley]

stomach bouncing when you fuck someone is just as hot as tits or ass btw