Hi.

hi it’s matt if you are not my friend/mutual do not follow me. except for the psychedelics blog that followed me. you’re like a brother to me. art blog is @kakyoinyoungpope

[aventurineisms]

[transgenderization]

[albertnatural]

i refuse to get rid of this sweater until it’s just a single thread left

[fresh2definitely]

[albertnatural]

eli have you been sitting on this reply for a year

[fresh2definitely]

you are serving Tutorial Island

[aventurineisms]

RIP to a reel disgusting pig but im not done with u im trapping your sorry soul in my game until you payup bitch

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[pepto-dismal2]

Grown ass man beefing with a 12 year old btw

[vampluie]

My buddy Pink that I care about

[angelicguy]

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

[niceinchnails]

[bgm05]

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[audarcy]

Really glad randall xkcd made that "experts often misjudge the average layperson's knowledge of their field" comic bc my prior touchstone for easily conveying the same idea to people was this other xkcd

and now i no longer have to confuse people by saying shit like "i think we're having a joe biden mayonnaise moment here"

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[dragongirlsnout]

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

[dragongirlsnout]

when it really started hitting she watched me gracefully compose myself and then pulled me off into a corner to touch on my thoughts and probe the depths of my insight

[local-dog]

woke up the next day with a pounding sense of clarity and and wisdom