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they/them | 19 | super normal person | this blog is the definition of “get a diary” but i already have one so bleh :P

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[cuthechicane]

THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[esoanem]

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[average-beetle]

some of yall don’t actually like fat bitches and it shows.

[average-beetle]

i should be allowed to tell a bitch that she is a horrible person and nobody likes her, but i can’t…because of woke.

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[average-beetle]

blocked that bitch, the world is finally healing and i am now full of joy and sunshine!!!

[tara-the-star]

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[average-beetle]

did you know that any time a girl shaves her bush 100 unicorns die forever

[average-beetle]

there is NOTHING wrong with wanting the people who have wronged you to suffer and it’s actually a very cutesy thing to wish for 💕

[ze-link]

GUINEVERE & FRANKIE Knights of Guinevere

[cactyswhy]