WIZARD TAXES BEGONE!

APPRENTICE OF THE @taxfraudwizard

[average-void-wizard]

Hello residents of Wizard Island Island! I am Zyrtec! the apprentice of Galthor the untaxed! I look forward to learning the arts!

[average-void-wizard]

It has been done! The RP blog is ip, and the @ is:

@parker-the-agent

[average-void-wizard]

should I make another blog? it's Lobotomy Corporation themed

yes do it no balls you won't-

fuck no get that project moon shit outta here-

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

[average-void-wizard]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! IT SHALL BE DONE!

[themourningroutine-deactivated2]

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

[bechloe-beatchell]

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

[average-void-wizard]

Yes

[average-void-wizard]

should I make another blog? it's Lobotomy Corporation themed

yes do it no balls you won't-

fuck no get that project moon shit outta here-

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

[average-void-wizard]

Tempted to make a Lobotomy Corporation themed rp blog, like the ones I've been seeing of Sebastian solace and Eyefestation recently... should I?

[concoctionboy]

Okay, so the HOA where @unexpectedly-wizardposting and I live has always been causing trouble for us because I guess they don't like a wizard and a slime living in their neighborhood, but now they're trying something new.

They have placed an ad looking for a superhero.

Which, what?

It's like no you do not fight wizards and slimes with superheroes I would actually prefer you not fight wizards and slimes at all but if you do you do not use superheroes that is the wrong genre entirely I feel like you have lost the plot.

What are they even doing.

[unexpectedly-wizardposting]

...good news! The ad is no longer here. Bad news, the telephone pole it was on was on fire.

[concoctionboy]

...Huh. I mean, that doesn't really do anything about the online version of the ad, but I guess that's one fewer copy of the ad for superheroes to see.

On the one hand, I'm not sure that the burning telephone pole is going to do anything to endear us to the HOA.

On the other hand, I can't help but feel that their printing out a copy of the ad and stapling it to the telephone pole right in front of the house has to have been intended as deliberate provocation...

[the-mighty-dalob]

mmmmm....

Fire pole....

[average-void-wizard]

That may or may not have been me- I was practicing a long ranged fireball and it missed the target-

[fnafcoyote-exe]

Pressure roblox is fun

Drew Eyes and Sebby with my paint pens

[average-void-wizard]

I say this with all the respect I can for her (eyefestation)

WOULD

[sashacoki]

[blackfitnessrocks]

I’m

[brunhiddensmusings]

[takkynoko]

Oh. I’m not drinking enough water

[emeraldmercury]

…SHIT.

[the-big-witch]

How dare you call me out like this

[countessmiscellaneouschaos]

…

fuck

[average-void-wizard]

Reblogging this on both my blogs bc I think it's that important

[zzdawizard]

Does anyone know spell of fill-your-arch-rival-wizard's-kidneys-with-sand?

[average-void-wizard]

Actually yes I have a few spare scroll's lying around somewhere!

Now if I can find them

*he reached into some sort of portal as you hear the sounds of both incomprehensible horrors, and Carmeldancin in the background as he pulls out five scrolls*

Here ya go!

[visceralvermin]

Reblog if people are literally ALWAYS allowed to make fanart/headcanons of your characters and tag you!

[average-void-wizard]

PLEASE FUCKING DO

[pensandpencil]

What vibes do i give off??

[dualitystudios]

tell

[pizza-feverdream]

Hey guys

[average-void-wizard]

oi ppols yell me

[cryptotheism]

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

[cryptotheism]

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

[cryptotheism]

Bad news about the divine

[average-void-wizard]

Warhammer moment

[average-void-wizard]

Are you one of those silly Sparda RP accounts

I may or may not the the owner of one of them yes (@the-thunder-chicken)

[average-void-wizard]

What would you do if you found a clone of yourself, but he/she wasn't evil or anything, just confused?

honestly? I would be confused myself as well, because we void beings rarely need to make a copy of ourselves, but if we did it would know why it's there, otherwise? id assume some other being tried to copy me and failed.

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[average-void-wizard]

yep fell free ppls

[system-reset]

^^

hi :)

thank you :D

[ibuildblasters]

(OO)

[system-reset]

you know what fair enough honestly

[average-void-wizard]

( O O )