A wizard. Not a shark.

Recently graduated apprentice :3 refer to my personage as "Flubber Gillmaster the Wretched™️" (It/shark)

[zzdawizard]

Does anyone know spell of fill-your-arch-rival-wizard's-kidneys-with-sand?

[zzdawizard]

FUCK sorry. Wasn't being gay here. Nope

[zzdawizard]

Cleaning out my tower ^^ There's some shredded tomes and rotted spell ingredients I need to get rid of

[zzdawizard]

I don't remember this rune, so surely it isn't important

[divinefleshmage]

ouehehehe

[zzdawizard]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

[divinefleshmage]

YOU UNSEALED ME LOSER

[zzdawizard]

F̴̡̧̢̨̙̫̮̦͔̺̥̟̫̲̺̪̘̰̯̤̲̪̭̳̜̹͈̘̼͇̌̓͆͆̊̅͆̀͋͊̍̄̋̾̆̔̎̃̅̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅR̶̻̝̙̗̳̻̝͓̞̹̜̠̞̰̗̥̦͖̣̻̥̳̭̖͎̖̤̰͙͐̈́͝ͅO̸̡̢̢̳͎̟͙̥̼̳͉̹̣̳͖̳̠͈̜͔͎̩̪̗̩̝̓̃̇̆́̌̓͐̀̓̀̐͒̒̎͌̀̎̿͋̌̈́͗̕͜͝͝M̸͓͎͖͉̤͕̼̅̅̾̕̚ ̶̨̛̛͎̟̼̬̼̬̱̠̙̝̠̯͇̣̮͍̮̼̣̺̆̃̌͐̉̏́̈́̂̌̿̄̊̂͌̓̀̒̆͛̆͒͌̐͘͘̚͜͠͝͠͝ͅW̵̧̡̧̨̛̯͍̳̗̱̜̠̞͈͈̬͙̥̝̠̳̮̮̰̻̖̟̑͊̉̀͂̓̑̇̈́͗͌̉̀̔͗̎̎͛͛̈́̃̋̓̈́̉̌̿̚͘͜͝͠͠͝͝H̶̡̧̧̛̪̝͇̳̖͚̪̮̠̲͖̫͈̲̹͙͐́̇̇͋̄̈́̑̈́͐̀̓̀̅̀̅͑͋̆́͠͠Ą̵̛̙̗̻͚̣̻̳͇̤̘͓̬͎͙̩̲̥̥̱̭͇͔̯͙̻̥͇͕͖̗̤̹̺̻̃͊̃̇̇͒̈́̌́̓̀́̒͒̎͆̉̓͆̐̾̌̀̍̕͜T̶̢̢̛͇̮̬̝̱͚̹̩̭̠̞̤̯͑̄͗́͌͌͋͗̽̃̇̔͘͝͝

[divinefleshmage]

THE BARLEY PLANT

[zzdawizard]

NOOOOOOO THAT WAS MY FRIEND. I NAMED IT HUBBERT. I TOLD IT MYDEEPEST FEARS AND GREATEST DESIRES

[zzdawizard]

Cleaning out my tower ^^ There's some shredded tomes and rotted spell ingredients I need to get rid of

[zzdawizard]

I don't remember this rune, so surely it isn't important

[divinefleshmage]

ouehehehe

[zzdawizard]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

[divinefleshmage]

YOU UNSEALED ME LOSER

[zzdawizard]

F̴̡̧̢̨̙̫̮̦͔̺̥̟̫̲̺̪̘̰̯̤̲̪̭̳̜̹͈̘̼͇̌̓͆͆̊̅͆̀͋͊̍̄̋̾̆̔̎̃̅̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅR̶̻̝̙̗̳̻̝͓̞̹̜̠̞̰̗̥̦͖̣̻̥̳̭̖͎̖̤̰͙͐̈́͝ͅO̸̡̢̢̳͎̟͙̥̼̳͉̹̣̳͖̳̠͈̜͔͎̩̪̗̩̝̓̃̇̆́̌̓͐̀̓̀̐͒̒̎͌̀̎̿͋̌̈́͗̕͜͝͝M̸͓͎͖͉̤͕̼̅̅̾̕̚ ̶̨̛̛͎̟̼̬̼̬̱̠̙̝̠̯͇̣̮͍̮̼̣̺̆̃̌͐̉̏́̈́̂̌̿̄̊̂͌̓̀̒̆͛̆͒͌̐͘͘̚͜͠͝͠͝ͅW̵̧̡̧̨̛̯͍̳̗̱̜̠̞͈͈̬͙̥̝̠̳̮̮̰̻̖̟̑͊̉̀͂̓̑̇̈́͗͌̉̀̔͗̎̎͛͛̈́̃̋̓̈́̉̌̿̚͘͜͝͠͠͝͝H̶̡̧̧̛̪̝͇̳̖͚̪̮̠̲͖̫͈̲̹͙͐́̇̇͋̄̈́̑̈́͐̀̓̀̅̀̅͑͋̆́͠͠Ą̵̛̙̗̻͚̣̻̳͇̤̘͓̬͎͙̩̲̥̥̱̭͇͔̯͙̻̥͇͕͖̗̤̹̺̻̃͊̃̇̇͒̈́̌́̓̀́̒͒̎͆̉̓͆̐̾̌̀̍̕͜T̶̢̢̛͇̮̬̝̱͚̹̩̭̠̞̤̯͑̄͗́͌͌͋͗̽̃̇̔͘͝͝

[zzdawizard]

Cleaning out my tower ^^ There's some shredded tomes and rotted spell ingredients I need to get rid of

[zzdawizard]

I don't remember this rune, so surely it isn't important

[divinefleshmage]

ouehehehe

[zzdawizard]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

[zzdawizard]

Cleaning out my tower ^^ There's some shredded tomes and rotted spell ingredients I need to get rid of

[zzdawizard]

I don't remember this rune, so surely it isn't important

[zzdawizard]

Cleaning out my tower ^^ There's some shredded tomes and rotted spell ingredients I need to get rid of

[zzdawizard]

I cast spells like a chimp

I just rip your face off

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Chimp spell of fireball (just pelting the opponent with poop)

[newest-wizard]

You're no match for me, chimp.

I cast FAN

Oh no

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Do you realise what you've done. Shits just hit the fan

[zzdawizard]

Chimp spell of what the fuck

Chimp spell of gust (shoves you)

[divinefleshmage]

[zzdawizard]

If I made bread from Sparkkefart, would he live as the plant and simply grow more grains, or would his consciousness become fractured the more I take? We'll have to see

[zzdawizard]

did you kill sparklefart

No. Barley is a living thing. Sparklefart will die when I turn him into shitty bread

[zzdawizard]

I am going to turn Sparklefart into a fucki ng barley plant I have the wretched urge to feed by just latching onto some manner of creature for my sustenance

[zzdawizard]

You know what? Yeah. Fuck Sparklefart. Your brain is irreversibly changed from transfiguration like being a lamprey. I will do it

[divinefleshmage]

NNOONONO PLEASE I CAN GIVRG GUOU MY RATS YUO CANEAT THRM DONY TURN ME INYONBARLEY PLEASE PLRTASE PL

[zzdawizard]

Sayonara you weeabo shit

[zzdawizard]

I am going to turn Sparklefart into a fucki ng barley plant I have the wretched urge to feed by just latching onto some manner of creature for my sustenance

[zzdawizard]

You know what? Yeah. Fuck Sparklefart. Your brain is irreversibly changed from transfiguration like being a lamprey. I will do it

[zzdawizard]

I am going to turn Sparklefart into a fucki ng barley plant I have the wretched urge to feed by just latching onto some manner of creature for my sustenance

[girlnephew]

[zzdawizard]

I cast spells like a chimp

I just rip your face off

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[boopednose]

How is this person still alive

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How is this person still alive