the higher they fly the deeper they fall

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[cipheramnesia]

help, it’s my first day and I forgot the door code

[qwertystop]

so|2|2`/, i can+ +`/p3 i+, m`/ k3`/boa|2d b|2ok3

[gailyinthedark]

I keep bumping into things but I look damn fine

[animate-mush]

Please don’t eat me

[per4mancecheck]

So im performing a gig and the audience is (1) dungeon master and my closest friends. and the effectiveness of my performance comes down to the grand finale: the result of rolling a twenty-sided die

[queenofthearchipelago]

Ah fuck I guess I have an archipelago to run. And then in my spare time hopefully @per4mancecheck invites me to the gig lol

[kingofthewilderwest]

you know what sure why not lollllllll

what could possibly go wrong with me as king

[averagecryptid]

I scared three hikers and one paranormal investigation group, possibly inspired some folklore as well. Calling it a successful day I guess?

[cityboyish]

something about self mythologising as a coping mechanism long past the point where it has outlived its purpose

[trans-ralsei]

[good-ass-posts]

[purr-in-ink]

🐾🐾🐾🐾🤍

[st-just]

ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.

[official-german-puns]

Sehr geehrter Herr Petrus,

ich erbitte mir weitere Schwülitäten zu unterlassen.

mit durchgeschwitzten Grüßen,

Jedermann

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[datura-inoxia]

Fuck the shoes who is SHE? I could watch her all day.

[official-german-puns]

Oh sie nur! Es hat schön wieder kackundfickzig Grad!

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[thissweetenamor]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[petaltexturedskies]

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[padre-matt]

Das hier sollte als zweite ADHS Diagnose gelten dürfen

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[storyweavingspider]

Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and