LE FISHE

Active-ish. Fish 🐟 I'm 20 and 🇵🇭 I'm readyyyyy setttt n goooo! I want to make crackfics. I want to make de le funni. I'm new at writing stuff. Uhhh, I'm slow in writing mah shii

[averagefishontuesday]

Hai! It's Fishy. I want to try writing, mostly my practice is basically crackfics first, maybe if I got better at it or have the motivation to, then I might write character x readers in a serious way if I'm motivated or deeply invested in it. I'm still practicing to get better at it! I just wanna write stuff! It can be headcannons, scenarios or my OC stories despite it being cringe and all.

Honestly I wanna write for a long time, and hopefully it works out, and that anyone can enjoy or have a good laugh.

Also feel free to look up my art blog! @mushyxdoodles if u all want doodles or memes! And wanna meet my ocs and what they look like. (A shameless pluggin ik....)

Types of Fics I'll Write:

Crackfics

Fluff

Angst

Hurt and Comfort

Crossovers (there's some media that ain't on my fandom list tho, but feel free if you guys want)

Canon X Oc (it can be crackship or serious, and yeah we all have Ocs we have ship with, same with mine and I wanna have lore and story about them as well, so I get it! Also i'll tag it as #CXOc)

Canon X Canon (same with the first one! I'm fine with ships, but I'm more used to crack scenarios and headcanons! Also I'll tag it as #CXC)

Types of Fics I won't Write:

NSFW (My bad. listen, I suck at smut and if I ever do smut it is mostly not detail and honestly I lean to the more comedic/sfw side. BUT! If I ever decided to channel my inner freaky, I might make a new blog for NSFW related stuff instead since this is mostly for the SFW, memes and the funny, and if I ever had one, that will be 18+ and minors dni)

Shotacon/Lolicon (BRO GET THE FUCK OUT AND GET CHECKED OUT BY THE FBI!!!)

Incest (AGAIN. PLEASE. LIKE HELL NAH.)

Zoophilia (PLEASE. JUST FUCKIN- GET OUT AND IDK TOUCH GRASS AND BE LOCKED UP.)

Any weird requests that makes me go:

But yeah. That. Anyways......! I'm mostly a multifandom fishy so there are many characters I fw and some I really wanna write for, since some characters don't get written, or lack the character x reader content.... So my mission is to write and show characters in different medias some love they deserve!

FANDOMS I'LL WRITE FOR:

Yu Yu Hakusho ☆

Transformers Prime!

Osomatsu-San

Stardew Valley

Pokemon (Gen 5!)

Yu Gi Oh (the 1st one where Seto Kaiba is in... I'm sorry!)

Breathe of the Wild (I only write for Revali, my bad.... 😔)

Spongebob (Yes. But I only fw Squidward tho. In a jokey, crack-ish way, but he's fine. I love him.)

Kirby Right Back At Ya! (Kirby and the kids are gonna be written platonic, but other characters can be written as platonic or romantic!)

If I have new fandom, or a new character that I'll fw, then I'll add them here to write for!

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So the last thing is those who can and can't interact with this blog:

Everyone CAN interact with my blog! I'm all good. Just DON'T be an ass or a freak to me or the others ight? Also, to the minors out there, be careful online and it's best to don't interact with 18+ blogs and blogs with the bio: MINORS DNI. Take their word, it's for your own good. The internet can be a dark place, especially when searching fics or other stuff... Never trust strangers online too!

For those who fuck with the weirder and disgusting stuff is.... You get a prize. That prize is getting auto block. Yay.....

PRO-SHIPPERS AIN'T ALLOWED!

Also if you're an anti-shipper... I don't understand you, why u mean to us, that just wanna ship other characters or their ocs bro? U don't get a block, I just wanna understand u. Feel free to block my blog instead tbh.

Lastly, no AI. It ain't welcome here. Honestly it's best to not use Ai. You get the creative juices flowing without using Ai, also Ai ruins creativity. Fuck Ai. If someone used my writing for Ai or of someone used Ai on other artists... Please do better than that. Ai is bad. Trust me, i'd been there, and it ain't pretty. Ai drains your creativity and imagination down the drain and regurgitates everything. It's best to make something from our creativity and imagination than sloppy Ai.

That's mostly it! I'll make taglists and a masterlists if stories piles up or if you guys wanna look at the tags for the specific fandom I'm writing on, and to also avoid confusion.

Edit: Masterlist and the tags.

- THAT'S ALL IT! THANKIESSS! BYE BYE! BLUB BLUB N AWAY 🌊🐟👋

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[averagefishontuesday]

oh my godddd a yugioh writer in 2026 im crine 😭✊ genuinely so joyous

The fish is slowly touching some fandoms/franchise here, might write another one for Yu Gi Oh, but there's still other fandoms I haven't touch upon!

Also, yes, be joyous! My mission is to put content of my fav shows/fandoms so people will be happy too! Thankssss!

-🌊🐟👋

[averagefishontuesday]

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Ayeeee, an Android 17 fic? Yep. Been working on it for weeks, might add a pt.2? Maybe.... Also, it's inspired by and kinda based on this catchy, good song by BBPanzu called: SPIT IT OUT. Enjoyyy!

“What's up?” 

You jolt at the sound of his voice on the phone. You met this guy at a zoo, he's actually a park ranger there. It all started when you were taking pictures of animals at the park, some looked cute, some looked funny, and some looked beautiful. Especially the view.

On that day, you bumped into him, and he bumped into you, with your camera falling on to the ground, you picked it up, but before that he also picked it up. Your hands touched one another. 

Oh gosh. 

A very awkward moment indeed. 

But due to these events, you ended up conversing with the park ranger, he has a fine voice, and is really attractive. 

Kinda hot… ? 

But yes, you both said apologies and he gave you your camera.

“So, what pictures are you taking? The scenery? The animals? You must be a professional photographer, no?" 

Hearing that, you gave a shy, embarrassed laugh, replying to the male, saying “Oh, uhmm, I am not a professional photographer, but I do take random pictures of the animals, also the scenery sometimes, but mostly the animals! I think it's nice”

God, you're so awkward with guys. Especially a guy as majestic as him. 

The male looked at you with interest. “Hmmm, the scenery is nice, and I suppose you really love taking pictures of animals? May I see it?” 

This significant event made made you befriend the cute, handsome ranger, he gave you his number that day and you gave his vice-versa, and the two of you would end up texting a lot. Not every day, but it's something. 

As you two text, over time, you slowly got to know each other. He has a weird name. 

Call me, 17.

He said in his text. He honestly intrigued you, he's so mysterious. You both bond over animals, and you did say you planned to be a zoologist. The two of you vibe over nature as well, despite having different hobbies and different personalities, you two really vibe on the stuff you both love. 

And now, here you are, trying to spit out the words you want to say in this call with him, it made you happy amd giddy that he answered the call, but at the same time you felt so nervous, hopefully the call goes well and—

“You still there?” 

“Oh shit—!”

You blurted it out to the phone, falling to the couch with a loud thud, immediately standing up and picking the phone back, now slowly feeling the pain. 

Touching your right shoulder you wince in pain, that's gonna bruised “Fuck...” You muttered, hoping he wouldn't heard what had happened, but it seems he heard you because on the other side of the line he seems to be laughing? Chuckling? Hopefully he doesn't know.

PLEASE NO....

“You okay in there? Did you have a nice fall?” He ask, though in his tone, he seems to stop himself from laughing. He knows you fell down, though you can feel some hints of worry in his voice.

“YES! YES, I DID! Sorry about that, I spaced out, hahaha”

In the other line of the phone Android 17, pull away from the phone. His fucking ears, regardless, he is amused by her, by you. “Ouch, I'm glad you're okay if that's the case, if its a serious fall or injury you might have to get that checked out. Also, you don't need to yell and apologize y'know?” he replied. You blurted a “Sorry,” and continued, awkwardly saying, “I was really spaced out, and is doing fine and dandy, but uhm, I actually have something to tell you…” 

“Alright. What is it?”

You have been really wanting to ask him out. Either a date, confessing your feelings or wanting to know him more, though asking him out really freaking you out and that you hope you don't fumble this so bad. 

Your heart flutters, the beating getting faster, your face turning bright red like a tomato. 

What is he going to do? 

What am I going to say if I- 

The time is ticking. 

Crap. 

He probably has work to do. 

I'm probably wasting his time...

Clearing your throat “Do you have work to do?” You ask, while facepalming and pacing back and forth to your living room. I HOPE THAT SOUNDED OKAY. 

“I'm on break.” 

“Oh, uhm cool, cool. Listen, uhm, I really wanna ask you about something…“

“Yeah? I'm waiting, you do know I have work to do right?”

“YES! OKAY…  I- UHM. Would you… Like to…”

“Yeah?”

Your heart is racing, you're really nervous, what if he declines? Rom-com movies really made this scenario sound so easy when confessing or asking someone out. This is really difficult. You thought to yourself. Unfortunately, before you can form another thought, 17 spoke. It seems he is teasing you and has caught up in your nervousness, despite being on the phone. You can't help but imagine if you two were to have a face-to-face interaction. 

“Like to what? Are you nervous? You should really say what you need to say,” With a chuckle he continued, saying… 

“SPIT IT OUT, BABY.”

God, his voice went deep and teasing when he said that, he really does wonders to your brain, not just looks, but also his interest and personality too. With a deep breath—

“WESHOULDTOTALLYGOOUTSOWECANGETTOKNOWEACHOTHERMOREIWANNAKNOWYOU AND AND—”

“Whoa, hey, calm down, cutie.”

Cutie?! He called me a cutie?!

"Slow down and tell me what you want to say."

With a deep breath, “I think we should go out, soooo, we can get to know each other face to face… IF ITS OKAY WITH YOU OF COURSE!”

“SURE.” 

SURE?! That's it?! 

Before you can ask, the man has beat you to it. 

“Where do you want to go?” He said so casually. 

“Uhm, it's up to you!” You replied back, your voice is kinda shaky due to your heart beating fast, especially in excitement. 

“Well, alright then, let's meet up tomorrow and– before he continues, in the phone you can hear some noises, some guns and really loud laughing, though you really couldn't tell, when you ask what's happening in there, it took a few minutes for him to respond “Oh. Of course...” He muttered in annoyance, though he switched his tone ”Hey, so I gotta go now. See you tomorrow, text you later. Take care of yourself, cutie.”

Huh? He seems so serious. 17 is really mysterious. This is what the date is for, but you hope he's alright, on whatever that was, though you can't help worry for him in there. 

“Sure! Okay! Bye, please be careful! Take care and say hi for the animals for me!” You ended the call, and—

You plopped back to the couch. Sigh… He's so charming. I hope this goes somewhere. You thought, he really seems to be a good genuine person, heck he loved animals, you love animals? You both bond over nature? That's a plus. Hopefully, he gives more bits and pieces about himself, you can't help but crave for him. 

Closing Thoughts: Yup, that's it! Please do tell me how I do, all likes and reblogs are appreciated and this is my first time writing for him, I just love him so much I wanna write and make content about him! That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BLUB BLUB N' AWAY! - 🌊🐟👋

[averagefishontuesday]

Taking care of sick Seto Kaiba includes:

Oh mannn... Hi, this has been my first time writing for Seto Kaiba. Might write for Yu Gi Oh DM more? Maybe. This has been sitting in my drafts for like 11 months 😭

Anyways... ENJOY!

Not making him go to work. 

You and Mokuba teaming up on not letting Kaiba go do his CEO work-related stuff. 

Just strap him to his bed at this point. 

Haha, just kidding! But seriously, he's so stubborn and really wants to work. :’ ( 

Basically staying at his side 24/7 because if you EVER leave/lose your sight on him, then he'll sneak out and go to work. 

Honestly, if it's a cold, he can handle it, but if it's the flu? He'd had some difficulties. As much as he wants to take a break, the company does matter to him, or well... He just doesn't want disasters or mismanagement in his company. 

Even if Mokuba wants to take over for a day and does manage the company well, he still needs to take care of the heavy stuff. 

Gosh, please help this man. He's such a baby when he's sick, we all have those days but this is a new experience for Kaiba. 

This is the first time he's going to let someone, other than Mokuba, to take care of him. 

He's letting himself be more vulnerable around you, letting you take care of him. 

He will convince you that he's fine, but in reality, he is not doing okay. 

“Seto Kaiba, go back to your room and rest” Is the sentence you will always say. 

Seto is mostly going to be more clingy than usual, as much as he wants to go to work, maybe this is fine. 

He really wants you at his side, when he's sick or not feeling well. 

After all, you're taking care of him which is sweet and that he appreciates everything you do for him, that he'll return your care ten fold!

Some additions/If you're sick:

If you ever got sick, he'll take care of you.

If he's really busy, he might send someone over...

Who's trusted of course, which it might be Mokuba, it might also be Isono/Roland? Or just maids/servants or doctors?

Honestly, I don't think Kaiba has maids or servants in his mansion. 😭

Regardless, he will really take care of you, also, he won't let you do your thing.

Like, if you got out off bed to get something such as water and medicine? Yeah. Go back to bed. He'll get if for you.

If you have work, he'd talk to your boss or co-workers.

I feel like, even if its only cold? He'd watch over you? But if its flu? Yeah, he's still watching over you and won't let you do your thing.

He washes his hands after touching you, yeah he might sanitize stuff too! Kinda think he's a germaphobe.

If you live in a shitty apartment? He might take you to his place. Like really, he will.

Regardless, he means a lot, despite him being busy and his attitude, he has time for you, loves you and won't hesitate to take care of you!

Closing thoughts: Welp, imma just go look at who's the next character imma wrote in my "Taking care of your f/o sick includes" Series. Feel free to request, check it out (in my masterlist, its updated, it's not a lot but y'know, slowly getting used to the writing department!!!!) or just like or reblog my shii, I appreciate it. Byee!

BLUB BLUB N' AWAY! - 🌊🐟👋

[averagefishontuesday]

Dealing with a jealous Hiei includes:

Hey, hi, I'm doing this because boredom and writing practices. Also, my brain is telling me to find cool hobbies, which is me focusing on art and idk, being smart and try to excel in other shiittt. ENJOY!

ASSURANCE.

He ain't gonna be the typical “he pulls you to him and tell the person off” per-se.

He's going to overthink and is going to be in a pissy mood and can be irrational.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE, DO NOT FLIRT BACK WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH IF THEY STARTED HITTING ON YOU.

He will snap at that, and that will ultimately end your relationship.

Anyways, back to the actual thing.

When emotions bottled up inside him, he will drag you somewhere, or he will storm out.

He has difficulties in expressing himself.

He's either storming out or pushing you away.

It's best to wait for him, when he does come back, he will awkwardly approach you and will hold you.

The thing is, he won't tell you, so you have to gently coax him to talk about it.

“Was this because of him?” You looked at him, gently squeezing his hand, waiting for his reply. “Yeah, it was.” He finally replied, not looking at you. Looking at Hiei, he was really upset or might be scared that a human man would make you feel happier than he ever could.

As you look at him, you decide to caress his face, gently forcing him to look at him “Ohhh Hiei, you really are an idiot,” you cooed and before he can retort a reply you spoke, hugging him.

“You're the one that I want, silly. It was always you, always and forever.”

You tighten your grip, reassuring him that it's always him you'd choose, until the end of time. Hearing you say that, makes his heart tingle, it seems being with you was the best decision he has. You felt him hug you back, his grip tightening, you feel his breath on your chest. Both of you staying still, feeling his skin on yours, your warmth with him.

After communicating with him, Hiei's thoughts will calm down.

He will feel at ease with you.

Hiei will be more comfortable and confident in your relationship.

Over time, every time you have friends or someone talking to you, he won't be jealous or overthink about it.

Keep this in mind though: HE WILL STILL SCARE THOSE WHO FLIRT WITH YOU.

Hiei hates it, and no, you're not property, and he sees you as equal but-!

He doesn't want someone making you uncomfortable.

Whoever they are or what they are? If he sees you being flirted/hit on or getting cat-called he will smite them down, with a glare.

Or with death threats if they don't listen or if they double down.

You were at a market when a man approached you, telling you how pretty you are and asking if you're single and your number. “Oh, uhm, thank you, I'm not interested.” The man, unfortunately didn't get the hint, the man tried to get close and try to woo you. “I just wanna know who you are, y'know hang out? You're really sexy.” You are really starting to get pissed off by this man, but before you can tell him off, you feel something, as if a presence…

Oh…

Oh.

He's here.

Hiei is here.

Before you know it, the man seems uncomfortable, as if being watched… As you look around, Hiei is there, staring at the man, his glare piercing into the man's soul. The man seems uneasy, but you? You feel safe, he's so hot when he's like that. The man tried to slowly back away, acting tough, though his worried tone slowly seeped to his voice confronting your lover. “Uhm, hey you!” The man yelled, making himself intimidating, Hiei only stared, walking slowly, with him putting himself between you and the guy who was pestering you non-stop. As he continued to stare at the man, the man seemed to be at ease because Hiei was small, though it might be a mistake, because Hiei is not a human, he's a demon—

“What do you want, short guy? Do you need something? You better stop that, I'm talking to this chick— SCRAM! Or unless you want me to beat you up pretty badly!”

Hiei wasn't phased, scoffing at his threats and before the man knew it, he felt something sharp pointing at his neck.

“I have a better idea, how about you stop being a creep to my mate before I shove my sword in your throat?”

Hiei threatened him, his words laced with venom, you panicked and held Hiei back before he could do something, telling the guy off “Please. Just leave. Don’t bother me anymore, unless…" Hiei's cold and icy glare wasn't enough for the man it seems, but at least with that threat, the man immediately fled.

You sighed, muttering to yourself, “Finally.” You looked at Hiei who was still staring at the guy even if they already ran away. You blocked his view, “Hey. He ain't there anymore, it's alright.” Hiei looked at you, staring at your eyes, now speaking “I know, I just don't want some annoying pest, harassing you” You giggled, “Oh you, you're so sweet even if you pretend not to care.” He rolled his eyes and just held your hand, escorting you back to your shared home.

After confronting that stranger, he will just take you home to rest.

The two of you will just cuddle or do your things, basking in each other's presence.

Hiei is really sweet, despite him not showing it, he really does love youuuu. ♡

He's really loyal, so hopefully you'd do the same :3

Always and forever, he will love you!!!!

THATS IT BYEEEEEE! Hiei fangirl foreverrr! 🖤

[averagefishontuesday]

Random Tidbit here:

It's my bday and I wish for good governance in my country...

Also, for my well-being now that I am 20 : )

[stardustneeko]

sketchbook page that i needed to get out of my system after seeing the movie (3 times)

[felixirr]

do one wheat mark enjoyers still exist

[skrunksthatwunk]

hiei and the dragon of the darkness flame go on a bonding adventure

[limisims]

First meme redraw of 2026 🌌🌂

[yu-yu-hakusho-memes]

[averagefishontuesday]

In a few years, I'd change my name to Hiei's wife forever and laughing like a lunatic or smth 😭

[dizzybizz]

bug sized hiei

[seabunny-with-a-rocket-launcher]

Can you do some romantic fluff for Hiei please 🙏 stuff like kissing and hugging and cuddling. I’m on my period so I’m very clingy to someone who isn’t real 😭 :(

dw twin, ive been there before. drink tea, lay down, get a bag of chocolates, and just snack on them through the pain. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, UTERUS-BEARERS!

Hiei and Reader vs. The Forces of Period Cramps

It was that dreaded time of the month again, the time when all you wanted to do was lay down in your bed and cry, and then scream, and then cry some more. And this plan was going great, until...

"What in the world are you doing?" came a voice you were very used to hearing by now. You and Hiei had been dating for a couple years now, and at first his random appearances in your living room scared the living shit out of you, but you were no longer affected.

"I'm laying down until my pain goes away," you responded, turning to face him. His expression didn't change.

"What are you talking about, you have no injuries?" he asked, walking over to you. You raised an eyebrow.

"Hiei, do you not know what a period is?" you asked. A flicker of understanding passed over his face, before he looked annoyedly at you.

"Fool, have you not taken any medicine?"

"Of course I have, it's just not working well." Hiei sighed, as though he had just been given an annoying but unavoidable task.

"You mortals are so fragile. Give me a moment." He was gone in a flash, leaving you laying there.

"Dick!" you shouted, though there was no one else in the room. A few minutes later, Hiei reappeared, holding some kind of leaves in his hand. He walked over to you again and shoved it in your face.

"Eat these."

"Wh- are those leaves?"

"Yes."

"I'm not eating leaves, Hiei!"

"Must I do everything for you? Eat the damn leaves or I will burn the bag of disgusting sweets you keep in your closet." You had never scarfed down a clump of leaves so fast in your life.

"They're not disgusting, you just don't like chocolate," you said as you chewed, your face scrunching at the slightly bitter taste. You swallowed the chewed up leaves with a grimace, when your body all of a sudden felt less achey. You felt calmer, your face didn't feel as warm, and your cramps began to subside.

"Holy shit, what are those?"

"No clue."

"Wait, you fed me random leaves?!"

"Don't be stupid, I got them from Kurama."

"Aww, you went all the way to Kurama for me?"

"Shut up!" Hiei turned his head away for a few moments, until he heard you yawn. "I forgot, he did mention they could have a sleeping effect."

"Oh, so that's why I started feeling so tired. Thank you for doing this." Hiei scoffed.

"Don't thank me for such a miniscule task." He began to walk away, until you called out his name, and he stopped.

"...Stay?" you asked quietly. He was at your side underneath the covers in an instant, his black coat discarded. You chuckled softly, letting him wrap his arms around you. His body was naturally warm, so he was like your personal heating pad as he cuddled you and lightly kissed around your cheeks and shoulders.

Hostile as Hiei was, he did hold a soft spot for you. He acted indifferent towards you for the longest time, but slowly, your warmth and kindness broke through his barriers. He wasn't one for physical affections, but that didn't mean he was incapable of it. In fact in private, he was ironically the clingier of you two, though he'd never admit it.

It didn't take long for you to drift off to sleep. As your chest rose and fell, Hiei kissed your forehead in the exact spot his jagan eye rested on his forehead. Even if it wasn't permanent, he was glad to have taken away your pain for a bit.

Bonus:

Kurama had been peacefully tending to his garden, the wind rustling the leaves and some birds tweeting in the distance. It was a truly tranquil moment-

"Kurama!" Kurama nearly threw his plant clippers out of surprise. Moment ruined.

"Goodness Hiei, you scared the life out of me! What in the world could possibly-"

"I need a plant that cures pain! Quickly!"

"Why? What's wrong?"

"Don't ask questions, just get me a plant!" Kurama quickly gathered some meaves from a plant known to cure aches and pains from wounds and diseases alike.

"These should cure majority of pains, though they will make the consumer feel tired and drained. What do you need them for?" Hiei froze as he was putting them in his pocket, trying to come up with an excuse, but Kurama beat him to it.

"It's for her, isn't it?" he asked, a knowing smile beginning to grow on his face. Hiei glared.

"It's none of your concern."

"I never thought I'd see you having a soft spot for someone, much less a mortal." Hiei grunted angrily, before vanishing in a flash. Kurama laughed lightly once he was gone; Hiei was always so easy to tease, it was hard for him not t

[averagefishontuesday]

Dawggg this is sooo cute 😭

[averagefishontuesday]

Guys... This little goober. I wanna write him out of character as possible... Not IN CHARACTER, but OUT OF CHARACTER.

I headcannon that this au version of Hiei is a whimsy person, yet hates his fucking job and needs his coffee.

[mushyxdoodles]

Finally, its done 😭

[mushyxdoodles]

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