A Run-of-the-mill Evil Genius

I haven’t heard that name in a long time. …a long time. My Twitter

[partycoffin]

Ring ring ring -- it’s for you! Through a collaborative effort with @anonymouspuzzler, we’re putting out a call for voice actors for an upcoming installation of Welcome Home, namely a small interactive exhibit! Here’s the big details and how-to’s for you all:

First, fill out our audition form (Here!) and submit your audio file by March 5th! We have an audition script here for you to use! (Here!) No need to worry about professional equipment, but do make sure your audio is clear and there’s no background noise! You can also feel free to audition for more than one character if you want to! We also ask that those audition be 18+, especially since this is a horror piece. 

After the audition deadline, we’ll review our submissions and contact you ASAP to let you know you got the part before providing the final script! This will be roughly 30-60 seconds of voice acting in a brief monologue. We’ll need your final audio by March 25th.

Although this is a small individual effort, we do want to provide at least a small payment to the actors as thanks for their help! A payment of $25 will be sent within a week of providing the final audio, through your preferred payment method (Ko-Fi, PayPal, Venmo, whatever works)!

If you are submitting for more than one character, please feel free to compile them all in one and announce the character you are auditioning for before your line read! You are also welcome to submit the auditions separately!

The only files types we accept are Mp3s, M4as, or Wav! If you are having a problem converting your file accordingly, please feel free to reach out and we will help the best we can!

If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out through a direct message! 

Thank you!

[averagemastermind]

Dang, only a month late on this one. I won’t be dragged back into voice acting on this day.

[averagemastermind]

Time to start from scratch. If y’all need me, I’ll probably be here.

Adeptly Unfortunate

Adeptly Unfortunate

[averagemastermind]

Don’t forget, you’re here forever

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

November 2, 11:59 PM

November 3, 12:00 AM

[quazies]

Happy Godzilla Day!

So happy to say I started working on my next Godzilla animation, always love giving some love to my favorite kaiju ^^

[averagemastermind]

Can’t believe I re-opened this hellsite just to put this down into words. I did a LOT of fanboying for Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter back in the day, and while I haven’t been active in the community for a good long while, still stings a bit to see all this shit coming to light. To summarize though, what did we learn in the past 48-72 hours?

Wage theft is bad

Transphobia is bad

Homophobia is bad

Racism is bad

All of the above things are reprehensible, none of them cancel out or supersede each other, and no one wins when you play the Misery Olympics

Most importantly though,

Corporations aren’t your friends, no matter how public their image is. Bad stuff happens everywhere, and whatever they put on their website, no company is a “family.”

I wanted so desperately to work for Rooster Teeth when I was in college, they were one of the main reasons I got into filmmaking in the first place. Now I just feel like I dodged a bullet moving out to LA instead. Not that there aren’t inherent problems with the film industry in Hollywood, far from it. But at least there’s a union.

Everyone needs to do better. We can all point fingers until our hands fall off but it won’t solve any problems. Fix your broken system. Pay your workers. Take your own advice and Be Kind to each other. You Can Do Better. So be better.

[averagemastermind]

Just got back from my two year long nap, what’d I miss?

[averagemastermind]

After 5 minutes of scrolling, I’ve determined the best course of action would be to go back to sleep.

[averagemastermind]

Just got back from my two year long nap, what’d I miss?

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[averagemastermind]

Black Mirror S4 Episode Titles

1. Charlie Brooker Hates Entitled “Nice Guys”

2. Charlie Brooker Hates Helicopter Parents

3. Charlie Brooker Hates Murder

4. Charlie Brooker Hates Tinder (kinda, I guess?)

5. Charlie Brooker Hates Those Boston Dynamics Robot Dogs

6. Charlie Brooker Hates Roadside Attractions

[why-you-checking-out-my-url]

Roadside attractions???? Really? Was that a joke?

[averagemastermind]

...yes.

I do Jokes. I am the Jokeman. 

Was the Jokes not obvious enough?

I did put “Murder” and “Boston Dynamics Robot Dogs” for other episodes.

Also the entire nearly two year old post is how Black Mirror is just a bunch of Charlie Brooker rants put into an anthology series.

If Jokes weren’t funny I apologize for bad Jokes.

But yes. It’s Jokes. Not everything on this site needs to be 100% sincere and accurate.

[averagemastermind]

What happened to Hulk before Endgame

So we know that Bruce went in the gamma lab and became Professor Hulk, but how did he manage to get the general public to go from “absolutely terrified of a giant green monster” to “approaching said monster in a restaurant during breakfast to get a photo?” Here’s how:

Bruce Banner became the MCU’s Bill Nye.

After merging Hulk and Banner, he started up a public access television show to both reintroduce himself to the public and teach kids science. It was a smash hit. Professor Hulk became an overnight sensation, and soon every kid was watching the show. This is where it gets good.

He gets the other (remaining) avengers to guest star. An episode on vibranium with Captain America. Science experiments you can do at home with Tony Stark (Morgan watches every episode), learning about space with Rocket, Nebula, and Carol. Thor wanted to host an electricity themed episode but kept showing up to set drunk.

Marvel, please give me a Professor Hulk webseries.

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[anteatera]

@sevdrag

[sevdrag]

OH MY FUCKING

[lubricates]

LMAOOOOO

[averagemastermind]

Final project for my animation class. I spent about 15 hours to talk about how Eadweard Muybridge was weird as hell.

[huffylemon]

omg ellen you didn’t, part 1

[aleksmemechant]

when someone asks what is funhaus send them this