A Very Smart Bowl of Oatmeal

Poet | 23 | Artist and a fool | Baby DM | Uncaptioned things are tagged | follow me on Instagram @peabeajay (Also the incredible bitch behind @howtodraws)

[regicidal-defenestration]

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

[wildsorcerer]

hi my name is claire we’re in the BA test kitchen and today we’re making… serotonin

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

playing russian roulette with a shrink ray

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

ᵃʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[practicalsmagic]

I’M SCREAMING

[bergaramadejs]

[lmaonade]

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

[sherlock-is-ace]

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

[ostolero]

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[funkyness]

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

[braveadrien]

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

[gunzomi]

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

[charlesoberonn]

“How did you get so good at art?”

“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[runcibility]

[badkidgorgug]

Identical energy

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

[allthe-queens-men]

[palenoface]

from left to right, they’re going to :

a job interview

buy some cigarettes and bread

disco

romantic diner in a very chic restaurant

[glumshoe]

Alternatively:

a Skype job interview at a real estate company

to walk back and forth while carrying heavy bundles of tools over one shoulder and pausing to dramatically wipe the sweat off his brow and take a long, careless swig from a water bottle, right where he can be observed doing this by his crush

an intergalactic disco space orgy

a different, but slightly seedier intergalactic disco space orgy