Don't Panic.

Bisexual | ATC Major | 20 y/o

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[audre-w]

@ominous-signs if you have a "down-right-terrifying-sign" sibbling, this one is for them

[ominous-signs]

I am often one in the same

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[obscure-entity]

1 of the hyena designs i wanted to make

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Lockheed L-1011 TriStar

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts