i belong in a museum

• Fish • 30s • only here for the food • migraine hell • if you look like a bot I'm blocking you like a bot •

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[fandom-man]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

[shesnake]

some of us just don’t want to read problematic white authors so ao3 is our only option 🤷‍♀️

oh there is no saving youse

[duncebento]

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[denise-elviras]

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

[slimewizaaard]

What if my soul isnt good enough?

[gumi-megpoidd]

what if it was?

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[dancy-nrew]

struck match

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy