bronze age textiles. hamster. change ringing

[oldinterneticons]

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[hamsternostalgia]

yeah these guys shouldnt exist in thw wild it truly does feel like a crime, imagine rolling up to a desert field in southern china and a dozen of these fly out of a hole at once

[blorbonk]

It's not Valentine's Day yet, but it's never too early to profess your love.

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[avidenjoyerofhamsters]

I know the only times I post on here are to brag about my bellringing achievements, but today I rang stedman perfectly on my first attempt, which made the whole bell tower go "oooooh". And that may be the closest I'll ever come to an "and then everybody clapped" moment

[chasiufan]

dm qotd era the post modern world

[pompeiusliker]

senator mama mia!!

[important-animal-images]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[escuerzoresucitado]

[avidenjoyerofhamsters]

In tonight's practice I rang a touch of bob doubles for the first time, then was asked unexpectedly to look at grandsire and rang it perfectly. So I think currently I'm a contender for Best Bellringer in the World. Bristol max here I come

[danielwaldorf]

Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

[2022dirt]

Hamsters falling asleep on their wheel.

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[tweeterwilbury]

People will literally be doing anything on ao3

[tweeterwilbury]

^ what inspired this post btw

[daciancatamite]

i rly cannot begin to describe how this tweet impacted me. my ftm transsexual clique r doing things u cannot begin to comprehend to ancient rome

[t3acupz]

many such cases 🐹