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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

citrusgroves

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

blond-shell

David vs. babies

#me

coolboysclub

mods are asleep post grandpas fucked up bed from stardew valley

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*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

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*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

avitriolicaussie

@teethtorn

whereshadowsthrive

A batch of Mimikkyu variant commissions! I’m so glad people like these babies and that I get to make more for everyone!

Here’s some info if you wanna commission your own!

Other Variants I’ve made

skarchomp

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

tathracyn

Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list.

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

homoidiotic

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

bulbasaur-propaganda

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

tastefullyoffensive

i-am-snowils-admiral

A Concept: Kageyama “Mob” Shigeo wearing a flower crown

czzl

YEAH

nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat

both conceptually and in practice moira is so fucking funny. her entire everything just screams “this glam metal butch scientist has never experienced shame, self-doubt, regret, or any other emotion linked to self-preservation or common sense”

xekstrin

#and yet people keep giving her money just to fucking see what she’ll do next#although to be fair if I had a lot of money to burn I’d probably do it to#fuck now I’m just imagining Moira like crowdfunding her work#A GoFundMe to give a rabbit ghost powers#a Kickstarter with reward tiers like ’$30 and a tissue sample and I’ll send you a serum’#‘no you don’t get to know what the serum does and neither will I until you fill out the included report form and mail it back to me’#Moira O'Deorain is Creating Anomalies on Patreon