You Have Your Mothers Eyes

Welcome to the world of Harry Potter (and sometimes Marvel bc apparently all hp stans end up as marvel fans too)

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Rowling: I’m gonna make a murderous super villain who’s scary and bad to the bone and everyone’s gonna hate him!

HP fandom: Fucking Umbridge

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(November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020)

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tiny harry james potter things™: (3/?) i’m high on felix felicis and don’t give a single shit, professor sluggy. 

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Unpopular Snape opinion:

Snape might have had a difficult childhood and he might have lost the love of his life, but his actions are unforgivable. He mentally abused kids to a degree where he became poor Neville’s greatest fear. A kid who’s parents had been tortured by a mad witch. A kid who was living with his grandma because his parents went insane from the torture and were permanently committed to St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. This boy, who had already experienced so much horror, was by his third year more afraid of Severus Snape than anything else in the world. Doing the right thing in the end by *indirectly* telling Harry what he was supposed to do, does NOT make up for all the years of bullying and abusing children!

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I saw this post about how all potterheads turned into marvel stans when the last movie came out, and I wanted to be offended but it’s too accurate!

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I really wanna post something original but there is literally nothing more original to post. We (the HP fandom) have covered every inch of HP already. I mean wow, are there any fandoms that are as thorough and detailed as us???

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Happy Birthday to our all time favourite pranksters, Fred and George Weasley! Today is their 41st birthdays!

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No, I did not die (yet)

Hi!

It’s been a super crazy and really long year with a lot of weird shit happening including me moving to the other side of the planet and my last living grandma dying and shit. However, despite all the shit’s that’s gone down, I will make a comeback soon.

You have not seen the last of me.

XO

Satan

(Nah, just kiddin fam, I’m cool. But I will be back tho, see y’all soon!)

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Being A Slytherin Would Include...

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room

Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there

Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter

Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent

Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates

Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe

Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before

Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles

Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 

Passing notes in class 

saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything

So much swearing

Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”

Getting told off in class for swearing

“God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”

Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 

Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him

Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 

Slytherin PRIDE 

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me: *chooses different hogwarts house socks based on the strengths i need that day*

me: witchcraft

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Harry: You probably don’t want to befriend me. My relatives say I’m a handful.

Ron: [excitedly] I have two hands!!

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See how George says Fred’s name and turns around to celebrate Harry’s “resurrection” with his twin brother, but see that he isn’t there and remembers that Fred, his favourite person in the whole world is dead. That is one of the saddest moments in the entire movie series! How could about 2 seconds of footage hurt that much!

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So, I broke my leg and this is exactly how I feel right now...

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Friendship

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See how George says Fred’s name and turns around to celebrate Harry’s “resurrection” with his twin brother, but see that he isn’t there and remembers that Fred, his favourite person in the whole world is dead. That is one of the saddest moments in the entire movie series! How could about 2 seconds of footage hurt that much!

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This year for the anniversary of the battle of Hogwarts, J. K. Rowling apologised for killing off Dobby.

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sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible