the universe is singing

31/f. did you know verdi named an opera after me? #myimpact

[asteriskless]

“God it's killing me.”

excerpt from Federer as Irreligious Experience by Porochista Khakpour in ‘Bodies Built for Game’

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[avraal]

started reading a book and the reviews are like "omg the writing is so beautiful!!" "the sentences are well structured and thought out" "it's so show don't tell!!" and it's actually all tell and no show and the most basic style you've ever seen

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[reactionimagesdaily]

[amuseoffyre]

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[songsomi]

Touch me again and I'll kill you.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[sinnersnote]

Italy's Jannik Sinner during his second round match against Argentina's Juan Manuel Cerundolo in the 2026 French Open at Roland Garros on May 29, 2026 in Paris, France. Photographed by: Corinne Dubreuil.

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[avraal]

slightly botched my choir reaudition piece cuz i was nervous but hey. i hit a top c so my soprano ass is proud

[anisimoved]

NAOMI OSAKA — outlander magazine.

[blorbocedes]

look at the absolute level sabalenka is producing on break point and disguising these dropshots my god

[sinnersnote]

Roland Garros 2026, R4. Photographed by: Stephane Mahe

[avraal]

the sabalenka osaka match is fire omg yes queens