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Oliver Wood and the year Gryffindor got a sick seeker
Oliver Wood and the year they cancelled QUIDDITCH!
Oliver Wood and the year dementors reside in Hogwarts and a serial killer pays a visit occasionally but at least QUIDDITCH DOESN"T GET CANCELLED!
Oliver Wood and the year Gryffindor got a sick seeker
Oliver Wood and the year they cancelled QUIDDITCH!
Oliver Wood and the year dementors reside in Hogwarts and a serial killer pays a visit occasionally but at least QUIDDITCH DOESN"T GET CANCELLED!
Oliver: so I had this idea
Percy: I don't like where this is going
McGonagall: Thank you for coming, I have invited you to discuss...
Molly: What did Fred and George do now?
McG: A lot, but that’s not why I fire called you...
Arthur: Did Ron go on another adventure with Harry?
McG: Not this time...
Molly: Is it Ginny?? Did she got hurt??
McG: No...
Arthur: Is it about the time Charlie smuggled a Dragon off of Hogwarts?
McG: No- He did what??
Molly: An overdue award that Bill was the most perfect student you ever had?
McG: Certainly not..
Arthur: You finally figured out that it was me and a friend who spiked the christmas punch in ‘67?
McG: That was you???
Molly: Or the time My friend and I-
McG: PERCY!
McG: I asked you here to discuss Percy!!
Molly & Arthur: Who?
Molly & Arthur: did he score... too good?
some of us (i won't be specifying) have not been updating our fanfics
Friendly reminder that Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley were in the same year at Hogwarts.
And they were roommates.
oh my god they were roomates
Penny: Oliver is checking you out.
Percy: Don’t be silly. He looks at me the same way he always does.
Penny: Exactly.
Percy: What? No—
Percy:
Percy: Oh.
Percy: Oh!
Penny: Yes.
Worker: Hello, what can I get you?
Tom: I need a horcrux so I can finally fullfill my plan for immortality and to make Albus Dumbledore rue the day he denied me the defense job
Worker: Sir, this is McDonalds
Tom: Alright, a McHorcrux then
MCHORCRUX
"hmm, this is soulsplitting good"
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The Hospital Wing after Oliver's first quidditch game
Percy: Sorry Oliver I couldn't visit you yesterday. I got detention for punching Flint after the game and-
Oliver: you punched Flint? Why- I mean-
Percy: he made fun of you after you fell off the broom but that is not the point-
Oliver:
Oliver: How-
Oliver: How is that NOT the point?!
Percy’s idea of a prank is casully saying “Oh, a Murder!” whenever he sees a group of crows, making everyone in earshot trying to see what he is talking about. Then he gets the chance to lecture them that a group of crows are, indeed, called a murder.
At first, Oliver thinks it’s weird, then annoying, but eventually he finds it funny.
Then Oliver starts saying it before Percy does and Percy gets very annoyed
My Percy/Oliver Headcanons
because i love them
they were always the first to wake up in gryffindor and they always had breakfast together
they mock each other all the time
but if an outsider dare to mock one of them god helps
the only time oliver canceled a quidditch practice was when percy was sick and he wanted to take care of him. aand that's how the whole team figuret it he was in love with percy (before oliver himself did.)
they are both drama queens so their fights must be interesting
percy isn't crazy for quidditch but he understands how the it works and helps oliver with the strategies
in fact the first time he showed oliver how to beat slytherin using basic math was when oliver realized he was super duper crazy in love with him
percy definitely broke some rules in hogwarts bc of oliver
percy can't cook for shit but oliver is a cooker god
i like to think that the first time they went public was when gryffindor finally won the quidditch cup and oliver just kissed percy in front of everyone
when the twins find out they made so much fun of percy, then the next day they threatened made oliver's life hell if he ever broke percy's heart
the rest of the weasleys were so happy 'cause they knew they would win free tickets to quidditch matches forever. molly was happy 'cause oliver would help her to cook.
oliver doesn't understand a thing about percy's job but he likes the enthusiasm with which he talks about it
they adopted a lot of children because percy missed the sweet chaos it was in the burrow and oliver wanted a mini quidditch team
they understand the importance of each other's ambitions better than anyone else in the world
and oliver's always there to make sure percy don't overwork himself and get proper sleep
percy's always there to comfort oliver when he lost a match and there to celebrate when he wins one
Harry Potter and a new way of transportation/travelling every year
1st Year:
Hogwarts train
Magical Boat
Broom
Invisibly Cloak
2nd Year:
Floo Network
Flying Car
Slide into the Chamber of Secrets
Carried by a Phoenix
3rd Year:
Knight Bus
Hippogriff
Horseless Carriage
Hidden Passages (Marauders’ Map)
4th Year:
Port Key, time sensitive
Flying Carpet, mentioned
Apparition, mentioned
Flying Carriage, witnessed
Ship, which somehow appeared in a Lake from under water, witnessed
Pensieve, accidental
Gillyweed, for diving
Port Key, touch sensitive
5th Year:
A magical Phone Booth
Thestrals
A connection between his curse scar and other horcrux
6th Year:
Apparition, side along
Apparition, on his own
Pensieve, intentional
Another Magical Boat
Felix Felicis (it gets where you have to be)
7th Year:
Flying Motorcycle
Magical Toilets
Dragon
House Elf
Killing Curse
Kindness
H-how does that work?
Magic
w-why can't we use that now?
...
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*Magic *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Oliver: Would you still love me if I had accidentally adopted seven children
Percy: Oliver it's three in the morning, just go to sleep - YOU DID WHAT?
Oliver:
Oliver: The papers are in the drawer
perfect
three years later, it turns out just four of the kids like to play quidditch
Oliver: ... pleeease?
Percy: NO!
Percy: No more!
Oliver: It has come to my attention that Quidditch needs two teams
Percy: *Horrified noises*
McGonagall: *sighs*
Percy: *sighs*
McGonagall: twins?
Percy: twins.
I think at some point Percy came to conclusion that his parents were very lovely and devoted people who couldn't parent for the love of Merlin and decided to parent instead of them.
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