this is hell

don't look at me

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[segamascott]

[mackthetrainer]

Which is the glitch????

[ms-gay-sex]

for some reason it isnt shown here but this is the actual moment that it glitched

[mackthetrainer]

Thank you Ms gay sex

This is horrifying

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[childmagazine]

[depsidase]

[wasabiprophet]

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[faeeevee]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[theconcealedweapon]

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[whumpster-fire]

Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my mom doesnt like the word Piss bc its crass but the fact of the matter is that when our cat shoots a perfectly horizontal beam of urine hard as fuck straight over the top of the litter box she does not Pee. she Pisses

[moveslikekeithrichards]

having a cat thats just objectively funny gets you so much Pet Clout. like hi this is gertrude. shes enormous and lumbers around ungracefully like an ape. when she comes running up the stairs it sounds like somebody rolling a washing machine down the stairs. she takes Mens Shits and pisses so loud people can hear it over the discord call. she doesnt play with toys but she shreds napkins on sight like its her job. she shoves my dads bedroom door open in the middle of the night and he had to upgrade the size dumbbell he uses to block it because she was powerful enough to pound the first one out of the way. she looks like a middle aged man and she likes getting held like a little baby. And Everybody Loves Her

[ID: five photos of a dark brown tabby cat. in the first, she is tearing up a napkin in front of an open laptop. in the second, she’s in bed looking like she just got woken up. the third shows her face from an odd angle, as if she’s accidentally taken a selfie. the fourth shows her being held in a weird pose with her front legs spread out. the fifth shows her sitting hunched over like an ape.]