The Hermit crab gang are in a tavern talking to one of the locals a Female dog named Sunny.
Sunny: "Look, let me tell you something. We live in a terrible place and time."
Sunny: "The middle age is a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place. Look around you.Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you."
Sunny: "Outlaws, angry drunk people, scorned hookers, hungry animals, diseases, major and minor injuries, Vikings, the weather."
Sunny: "You can get killed just going to the bathroom. I take my life in my hands every time I walk out to my outhouse. There's f***ing rattlesnakes all in the grass out there. And even if I make it, you know what can kill me? Cholera. You know cholera?"
Sunny: "The Black Sh*t. The latest offering in the frontier's disease-of-the-month club."
Sunny: "And even if you survive all those things, you know what else can kill you?"
Sunny: "The f***ing doctor. The doctor can kill you. I had a cold a couple of years ago. I went in there. You know what he said to me? He goes, "Oh, you need an ear nail." A nail in my f***ing ear. That is modern medicine for you."
Joey, jokingly: "Yeah, Doc, I have a fever of 102."
Ekko: "Oh, you need a donkey kickin'."
Sunny: "You know our priest has shot two people? Our priest.
Sunny: "Honest to God. Stabbed a guy in a duel and then went back and killed the guy's teenage son because he was afraid he would kill him out of revenge."
Ironarm: "Wait, how do you know that?"
Sunny: "Because he did a whole f***ing sermon about it! A lesson about seeing things through."
Sunny pointing at some men in mining gear: "By the way, look at this. See those guys over there? The guys who work in the silver mines? See what they're eating? Ribs doused in hot sauce. They eat hot spicy foods every meal of the day. Do you know why?"
Sunny: Because their palates are so completely f***ing dulled from inhaling poisoned gas, 12 hours a day, down in the mines. That's all they can taste.
Sunny: "You know what that kind of diet does to your guts? Constipation, cramps, dyspepsia, liver disease, kidney disease, hemorrhoids, bowel inflammation. They literally die from their own farts."
One of the guys in question stands up: (FARTS)
*Guy falls over dead knocking over their table.*
Sunny: "And, oh, oh, you want to see more death? All we got to do is get up and walk out the front door."
*They stand up to follow Sunny outside where she points at a body that is laying not far from the entrance*
Sunny: "That is our mayor. He is dead. He has been lying there, dead, for three days. No one has done a thing. Not moved him, not looked into his death, not even replaced him with a temporary appointee. For the last three days, the highest-ranking official in our town has been a dead guy."
Sunny then becomes mockingly shocked: "Oh! Look at that! Look at that! Wolves are dragging the body away as if to illustrate my point! Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor! Bye! Have fun becoming wolf sh*t! Bye! God!"
They then go back inside as Sunny finishes
Sunny: "That, my friends, is the Middle ages. A disgusting, awful, dirty cesspool of despair, and f*** all of it."
Random bar goer: "Why don't you shut up?"
*Ekko is then thrown out the door punching the bar goer as he is.*
