We've Made It This Far Kid

hannibal (main blog) / twenty one pilots / the avengers

[bodyflora-deactivated20141215]

not pregnant, just eatin good

[gif87a-com]

[spartanlocke]

this video singlehandedly restored my christmas spirit

[exco]

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

[tortillah]

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

[peachdoxie]

Instead of using the phrase “it’s five o clock somewhere” as an excuse to start drinking, I propose we use the phrase “it’s bedtime somewhere” as an excuse to start sleeping.

[cipheramnesia]

Why not both?

[peachdoxie]

Because I don’t like alcohol culture

[alionessespride]

My family uses the ‘it’s five o’clock somewhere’ as in wine and cheese hour

But none of us drink

So it’s just.

Fancy cheese and cracker hour.

[peachdoxie]

This is galaxy tier

[aquilacalvitium]

@peachdoxie

[peachdoxie]

Y E S

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is

[sindotexe]

My spirit and I share a tub of ice cream because it’s been that kind of life

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[ratsilk-deactivated20240107]

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

[adhighdefinition]

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

[m1uw]

friend:

me:

[m1uw]

me:

[deadpadfoot]

[bisonasaurus-blog]

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

[the-hope-that-house-built]

Look at this jock asshole

[mudwerks]

[thecraftybear]

FREN?

[willow]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

When you speak and instantly regret it