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DAN SAID I SLAYED

I also asked Dan if he could square bracket his signature and Phil was like "I should as well" 😭😭😭

I got to tell them how I've been watching them since I was 14 and how their videos got me through a really rough time and that what they do is IMPORTANT!!! They were so sweet I'm so fucking happy right now.

#titphoenix #phan #dan and phil #tori's original ideas #dan howell #phil lester #terrible influence tour

gaynehollander

My Shane and Ilya are both incredibly possessive of one another and quick to jealousy but while Ilya gets jealous in a “everyone wants you but they can’t have you, you’re mine and I will delight in showing everyone what they’re missing out on” way, Shane gets jealous in a “I will burn this club down with both of us in it” way.

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They tried to execute me yesterday but my ass was too fat to fit in the electric chair so they just told me to promise I'd stop posting stupid shit. Which I obviously did not agree to.

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if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

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Nice

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Some old fart retired hockey player goes on ESPN and does an interview where he talks about how gay DEI initiatives are unfair and are ruining Hockey by keeping the good ole boys from getting their chance to prove themselves on the ice.

Ilya, as the captain of the gayest NHL team, is asked for comment on this. Of course, this is half way through the season while the Cens are sitting first in their division and second in the league. So Ilya says, “Ah, yes, I can see how he would think that. It seems unfair that being queer is clearly such an advantage for hockey players. We are just much better players, and having so many of us on one team, while very fun and nice for us, does seem to be putting us above everyone else in the standings. Perhaps more teams could play well if they had gay players? The Admirals are okay, but they only have one and we have four, so it is not quite fair.”

There is a rampant debate online over whether Ilya actually understands that the original comments were homophobic or if he genuinely believes that people think gay guys are too good at hockey. People also start speculating about who the fourth gay player is because Luca hasn’t actually come out publicly yet.

Scott Hunter has to put out a statement that he doesn’t believe his homosexuality has had any impact, positive or negative, on his athletic ability even though he believes being out of the closet and in a fulfilling relationship has made it easier to focus on the game.

Troy posts a tweet that just says “got gayer and got better”

Shane puts up a post with pictures of every time he won the Stanley cup and the caption “I’ve been gay the whole time and I’ve been great the whole time” with a shrug emoji.

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shane taking care of ilya ♥️

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heymacy

give me your eyes, i need sunshine ☀︎

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People who figured out Shane and/or Ilya weren't straight on their own:

Rose (obviously).

Marleau has seen Ilya hook up with men before but is just not sharp enough to connect the dots between this info and Montreal Jane.

Svetlana has known since they were kids and connects the dots easily.

Shane's dentist who has seen his soft palate fucking destroyed more often times than not.

Jackie Pike has her suspicions and tried to know more when she planted the words "Jackie has this friend she's fucking hot" in her husband's brain without him realizing and sent him on a mission to the aquarium with the kids to have a quiet afternoon for once. He was useless. And almost lost the kids in a parking lot.

Miles who saw Shane ass up on the ice + the "That's ok babe. Hope shooting is fun!" text over Rose's shoulder + Shane not once looking at Rose's tits in the club.

Every in universe hollanov shipper since rookie season summer before (Shane and Ilya doing a photoshoot together before the season even started, the media labeling them as ~rivals~ ((sports code for fucking nasty)), Shane answering for both of them at the ASG 2011 press conference, etc etc).

Scott Hunter in 1223 trying to sleep and hearing the whiniest most pathetic (affectionate) "Noooo Hollander I want to fuck youuuu" echo through the walls.

Vincent Lemaire.