I'm not like other girls- I am FAVORED BY THE GODS

Hello. This is my less fandom-focused side blog for random funny stuff. Sorry I can't follow back :( pfp is Mort by @caseyscraftycorner!

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[threedollarsdotcom]

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

[not-lupus]

logging onto tumblr when a mutual is in the midst of lifeblogging

[yeehawlw]

when a sports bra i buy has a cup to “prevent flattening” it’s like bro u obviously don’t understand what we’re doing here

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[skopostheorie]

He's actually so based

[flipocrite]

Cops can access your phone and all its contents through face and touch ID with a backdoor hack called “a cudgel to the back of the head”

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[limbel]

im soooo tired of other people's moods influencing my emotions this changes NOW ! from now on im going to be my own person !!!!!! if its ok with you all

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[dogpuppy]

[frogdadmechsuit]

I love filtering tags. I should be able to do that irl too. "I domt wanna see this. Begone."

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[sockablock]

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

[calellon]

load bearing tumblr mutual

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[argonaughts]

the tagssssss

[konoko]