emotions, emotions everywhere.

❤️Scarlet❤️ 🌜night child. that was edgy as fuck, anyway. im a vampire. 🌛 (This is my ficinal character Scarlet Nightear. clever, i know. shes a babe. love her. ) Instagram: @Awkward_Babe

[ijustwannahavefunn]

WHY CAN’T I KNOW THIS EARLIER (._.)

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

AAA I FUCKIMG LOVE THIS

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[vinnie-cha]

when your son is extremely distressed™ and you rise from the dead just to go save him

[employee645-a]

We got my mother a black cat Halloween candy bowl...

It’s no longer hers.

It’s the cat’s now.

[its3inthemorning]

[ghostimez]

Otp thingy

1.draw your otp kissing 2.draw your otp drawing each other 3.draw your otp hugging 4.draw your otp crying 5.draw your otp snuggling 6.draw your otp making flower crowns 7.draw your otp watching the stars 8.draw your otp confessing their love for one other 9.draw your otp kissing the others cheek 10.draw your otp switching clothes 11.draw your otp wearing there partners jacket/hoodie 12.draw your otp sleeping together 13.draw your otp holding each other 14.draw your otp watching tv/movie 15.draw your otp dancing 16.draw your otp fusion 17.draw your otp listening to music 18.draw your otp as kids 19.draw your otp at the Sadie Hawkins dance 20.draw your otp in high school 21.draw your otp as high school jock and nerd 22.draw your otp at a fair 23.draw your otp reading a fanfiction 24.draw your otp at the park 25.draw your otp taking a selfie 26.draw your otp ice skating 27.draw your otp traveling somewhere 28.draw your otp coloring 29.draw your otp making dinner 30.draw your otp on a date 31.draw your otp reposing to their partner 32.draw your otp getting married 33.draw your otp adopting kid/kids 34.draw your otp as a happy family

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

[pftones3482]

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

[merl-out]

Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month. Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence. 

*

Keith: *roasts Lance* Pidge: *airhorn noises* Allure: What? Noises? Are? You? Making? And? Why?

*

Lance: *shoots someone* Hunk: MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYYY Allura: Paladins! We are in battle! Please focus! Keith: *cuts someone down* Hunk: MMMM WATCHA S– Shiro: *knocks someone out* Pidge: MMMM WATCHA SAAAAYY

*

Lance & Keith: *are gay* Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere. Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this. Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?

*

Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again. Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?

*

Keith: I’m Galra. Shiro: *tries to hold it in* Pidge: Don’t you do it. Shiro: Hi, Galra– Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you. Shiro: I’m dad! Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!

*

*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone* Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!?? Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!

[luxury-lance]

Keith:*gets knocked down during training* Pidge: it’s a hard enough life for us… Coran: well your not wrong

[solonglondonnn]

@winterspirit-13

[blueisntok]

Keith:* turns galra*

Lance: such galra 

Pidge:much purple 

Shiro: very fluff 

Hunk:much wow

 Allura and coran: ???? 

* 

Lotor: Hello Paladins, my name is…

Lance : JOHN CENA 

Paladins: *singing the John cena intro*

Allura, Coran, and Lotor: who is John Cena? 

*

Pidge: Man I miss pizza

Lance: when was the last time whe even had pizza 

Hunk: it’s been 84 years 

Coran: aren’t you a teenager? How long is a Human’s life span?

*

 Keith and lance:* somehow manage to get into the weird Altean pool* 

Pidge: *singing* two bros chilling in a hot tub ,5 feet apart cause they are not gay 

Allura:What is a gay?

* 

 Lance:*to keith* I hope you get shot

 Coran: that is not a nice thing to sa…

 Lance: WIIIITH Cupid’s love arrow on this blessed day ahaha smooches 

Coran: what is a cupid? 

*

 Someone:*says something bad about lance*

 Lance:they ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine, but you are not really fine 

*

Addition:

 Lance:(◡‿  ◡✿)

 Someone: *says something bad about lance*

 Lance: (ʘ‿  ʘ✿) what did you just said ‘bout me?

 Lance: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ hold my flower 

Keith:✿＼(｡-_-｡) kick his ass baby I got yo flower

 Allura and Coran: where did you even got the flower? 

*

 Paladins:* watching hunk cook* 

Hunk: * wearing shades* bone apple teeth

Allura and Coran:???

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

My doodles. Im v proud.

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

Toby: Masky! We finally meet again!

Masky: ...I just saw you like ten minutes ago.

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

Jay: You always see the worst in people.

Tim: Yeah, because people are the worst.

[frank--enstein]

[biff-donderglutes]

yo same

[pileofknives]

it do be like that though

[ronchronchronch]

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

[assbuttofasgard]

See me cracking a cold one with the ghosts

[assbuttofasgard]

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

Work is killing my knees, Jesus Christ man

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

[awkwardrainchild-blog]

Im too tired to understand things

Like. What the shit