I'm GOD You Imbecile

I don't seeing any point in saying my name, you probably already know it, but here we go. My name is Sonic.exe, and at one point I was from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog show, but I've found my best works comes from being a god. M!A: None

[awkwardsonicdotexephotos-blog]

At some point, things have to end. People can’t keep things going on forever. And I just don’t think I have the motivation to continue doing what you guys know me to do.

The point is I’m not into Sonic.exe anymore. Now that I’ve begun falling deeper and deeper into the 90′s-esque squid infested hell that is Splatoon, I’ve stopped caring a whole lot about Sonic.exe. 

Now I’m not going to delete this blog, as I did put some great content on here, and I wouldn’t want to deprive people of that. For now, if I do come back, this blog is officially 

DEAD.

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

((This stuff applies here too.))

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

bean MOD's tomodachi of you wants to propose to cream

“I knew that. I wanted to pursue one breifly, but then she stopped existing. I can’t pursue that path, especially since I could just buckle down with her .exe counterpart, but...”

“things didn’t turn out well with Breezie.exe after I joined the family.”

[funeral-keeps-us-apart-deactiva]

[dolliecrave]

Pass this on Tumblr

[drakewinzz]

This is actually pretty important

[addictivepers0nality]

very important information

[jazminbunninsfw]

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

[deeplylearning]

SIGNAL BOOST.

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

Fight Me

“I broke every limb in your body just now.”

“I am a god bro.”

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“H-How long have I been out for…”

[hawkwardjetphotos]

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“HONESTLY JET. YOU AREN’T HELPING ME REGAIN MY MEMORIES BY SHOUTING ‘HEY’ 31 TIMES IN THE TAGS”

[hawkwardjetphotos]

Hey

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“Did you become mentally disabled in the time I was out? Is “Hey” the only thing you can say now?”

“I have to let MomDad know about your predicament”

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[skygenders]

i can’t wait to show this to my imaginary future children

[veganpunkers-blog]

pls reblog to piss off a man who makes ppl’s lives hell

[delphinium-phlox-deactivated201]

the video that started a world war

[wrowdan]

the only shitpost i will ever post

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[deathgripsforcutie]

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

PINGUSH

“you said the exact same thing, come on.”

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

PINGAS

“I remember the time the good ol’ doctor said that. No more memes.”

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“H-How long have I been out for…”

[hawkwardjetphotos]

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“HONESTLY JET. YOU AREN’T HELPING ME REGAIN MY MEMORIES BY SHOUTING ‘HEY’ 31 TIMES IN THE TAGS”

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

“H-How long have I been out for...”

[stevenstyle]

Visit Original Link

[gogocartoons]

Ever tried any SCP-420-J? Man, that stuff's the shit.

I have no bloody idea what your talking about,old chap

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

Why it’s the best W*** out there!

[hooba-dooba]

SONIA AND KNUCLLES PLAYING A PIANO DUET

The cutest duet, right ? QuQ

[gentleralts]

[utentagen-deactivated20210308]

[tumblokami]

IT’S ACTUALLY A REAL THING

[awkwardclassicsonic]

"You know, I never finished our game of 'THE FLOOR IS ACTUALLY LAVA'."

“HOW DARE YOU!

….

We should finish that.”

[awkwardsonicrp]

Nope, grounded. To the corner with you.

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

Exe looked to the left. Classic’s face was gone. He had never did that. He would never think to do that in this time. He just wanted to have some actual fun with classic. 

That’s when he realized that Mom!Sonic was also in the room.

“Classic… how could you betray me like this?”

[awkwardclassicsonic]

I’M SORRY BROTHER

BUT IT REALLY IS GONE IM SORRY PLEASE HELP ME

[awkwardsonicdotexerp]

But how are you speaking if you have no mouth?