k a i t l y n n

I'm Kaitlynn and I dislocated my elbow once. I also love the ocean a lot, even though I live no where near it. Bands. (links are in the bottom right corner) body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://i1326.photobucket.com/albums/u655/jimeaguinaga/calavera_zps94ac2726.png), progress !important;}

[awkwardtangelo]

There was a church in my town that rented out the highschool for an anti marriage equality rally so we got a bunch of people to show up and protest them. For our small little town, this is actually a great turn out..

[stacksbreadup]

#TransformationTuesday

[hunnessy-deactivated20140501]

raw

[blythebaird]

HIGH SCHOOL This is how to run a stick of Chapstick down the black boxes on your scantron so the grading machine skips the wrong answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell, this is how to National Honor Society. This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the Least” for senior superlatives. This is stepping around the kids having panic attacks in the hallway. This is being the kid having a panic attack in the hallway. This is making the A with purple moons stamped under both eyes. We had to try. This is telling the ACT supervisor you have ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average high school student has the same anxiety levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem by heart, but short-circuit when asked “How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t know. That wasn’t on the study guide. We usually know the answer, but rarely know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

[yahoneydip]

This fucking woman

[sexorcize]

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

[ghostcoin-deactivated20161014]

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

[lllidari]

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

[rosesareray]

having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

[slumberblues]

someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

[lamxntable]

having a mutual friend crush

[whoslo-deactivated20170112]

having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

[smokeeconduit]

crushes

[driftsixfour]

getting crushed by traffic

[jessekattsopolis]

Ugh, worst song ever. 

[jbfromdc]

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

[brogre]

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

[spiceypisces]

[mindlesly]

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

[plantias]

omg

[royhal]

even the time that this was written ohmygod

[rememberingsuunday]

Can I make “I fuck who I want, and fuck who I don’t” my senior quote?

[dontdontdontdont]

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

[stemkorra-deactivated20180826]

omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

[melty-wings]

[lovesexdevotion]

That was so beautiful

[gravityofstars]

[awkwardtangelo]

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness. 

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

YES 

[tamper]

everything love♥ (source)

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

Cake Boss in a nutshell...

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

[carbonatedmustard]

this is me, i am pete, love me 

[yes-i-am-lucifer-blog]

we love you pete

[fhuckup-deactivated20200111]

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

[simpholland]

AMEN