BROGRE

The Official Church of Shrek

[brogre]

Shrek hit theatre's 20 years ago today and Shrek has been inside me ever since. Have faith in Shrek, let him into your life, let him into your body, only then can you begin to understand Shrek as more than just a movie that was released 20 years ago but as a force love, guidance, happiness and a platform to ascend to a higher realm of existence. Find Shrek and you will find directions to Heaven.

[brogre]

Thank you, Shrek, for all you have given me, as well as to fellow brogres. I hope 2015 is a shrektacular year, and I hope Dreamworks gets their s*** together and releases a fifth "Shrek" documentary. Amen. BTW, what cake should I bake for Shreksmas? I was thinking of a layered onion cake with some garlic frosting.

I believe the fifth film is coming at some point, but who knows whether it will be artistic perfection like Shrek 1 and 2 or a dumb cash cow like Shrek 3, yeah i don’t like Shrek 3 and you are allowed to worship Shrek without liking the third movie.

And when decorating a a cake you could use garlic but you might as well just make the whole thing out of onions which taste twenty times better than garlic. For other tasty Shrekmas food ideas I would recommend roasted rats on a stick, a bowl of eyeballs, and fried eggs.

Merry Shrekmas everyone!

[brogre]

John Carpenter’s Escape From Far Far Away (1981)

The Year is 1997 and in a police state future the kingdom of Far Far Away has been turned into a maximum security prison. The rules are simple: once you’re in, you don’t come out. But when the United States president (Bill Clinton) crash lands an escape pod into the center of the city after fleeing a hijacked plane, a ruthless prison warden bribes ex-soldier and criminal Shrek Plisskin into entering the hazardous Far Far Away and rescuing the distraught president from the twisted world of Far Far Away and from the demented clutches of its new ruler Lord Farquaad in John Carpenter’s cyber-punk, action, suspense shrektacular.

[brogre]

Merry Shrekmas everyone!

The Shrek Claus gives onions to the hungry and layers to the poor but only to those he believe.

[greatshrekspectations-blog]

Shrek fact: Every day is Shrek’s birthday, so it’s okay to watch this video every day.

[brogre]

[brogre]

This girl in my class looks exactly like princess fiona what should i do?

go talk to her, offer to buy her an onion

[brogre]

[brogre]

Leaked cover art for Doom 4

[brogre]

I have recently been converted to a Brogre and have devoted the months of my life to the Ogrelord. I have been pleased to incorporate Shrek into my daily lifestyle. I have not included onions yet. What type of onions work best to repel Farquaads?

the more layers it has the more effective it'll be

[brogre]

[greatshrekspectations-blog]

18.05.20.01

THE SOURCE

This we hold to be true: First there was The Light. Then there was The Prism. And The Prism shattered The Light into innumerable layers of colour and sound.

[girllenin]

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[anusking-remade-deactivated2015]

a shrine to our god

[brogre]

I think we can all relate to this

[brogre]

The Nintendo wifi severs have been discontinued as of today, this means there'll be no more online multiplayer for Shrek Smash 'n' Crash Racing DS