☣ CALAMITY KID ☣

[aworldbreaker]

zggys:

               ‘     A    FENCE     ?     no    ,    i   don’t   suppose   there   is   one    .   ’     haze     -     laced    ,     dream     -     conqueror    .     reality    warps    itself   around   her   hips    ,    paint   upon   her   skin    .    it’s   not   of   her   concern   whether   she  is    REAL    or    remedied     ;     not   so   long   as   she   is    HERE    .    crosses   across   the   length   of   his   room    ,     intergalactic    interior    forgotten    in   favor   of    what   may   be   inscribed   as     COMPLETELY     ORDINARY     .     how    quaint    the   human   species   are    .    clinging   to    POSSESSIONS     ;     immateriality    defines    her    .     ‘    you   speak   in    RIDDLES    .    ’

           a   glittering    notion    coming   from    z     .     but   such   words    compel    her    ,    enchanted    .    sway   again   in   his   direction    .    knew   him   to   be    DIFFERENT    from    other    humans                     not   quite    alien    ,    not   quite    in    between    .    languid    lips    confirm    creeping    suspicions    .    ‘      no   matter    .    idiosyncrasy   is    divinity    .    but   if   it’s    MY   PHYSICAL    BEING    you   are   questioning    ;    others   can   see   me    quite    clearly    .     i    shine    .     ’

//               @aworldbreaker      x

     “ YOU speak in riddles. “

A bit of a juvenile response, but that didn’t make it any less true ---- it was like talking to one of those elves from Lord of the Rings ( the movie. not the books. that dude spent way too much time describing buildings and lineage and shit. ) ; he could totally see this lady sending someone on a quest for a magical artifact. 

...Was that why she’d appeared in his room? Was he about to go on a quest? Shit, talk about bad timing. He’d just gotten the first season of Everwood on DVD and had been planning to ---

Digression. ANYWAYS.

     “ That is...comforting, I guess. But it doesn’t answer        my original question --- WHY ARE YOU HERE? “

She was drawing closer still and David couldn’t help ut start sliding backwards towards the head of the bed --- trepidation lurking in bright eyes as he retreated until his spine hit the headboard.

[aworldbreaker]

    “ Wish I could tell you. “

New York to New Orleans had to be what, a good thousand plus miles away? Only a few hours by plane, but definitely a full day’s drive if you were travelling by car. And yet David had shown up in the blink of an eye, a snap of the fingers. One minute he was sleeping on a bench at a bus stop, and the next he was taking a literal dirt nap in a Lousiana graveyard.

He’d been running away from home anyways, but the boy had been thinking more like...Austin or Portland. Not in some spooky ass cemetery in NOLA at two in the morning.

Even more bizarre was this girl, Pasha, otherwise known as creepy chick scooping dirt into mason jars. Definitely a cause for alarm, only she looked about as fucking freaked as HE was.

   “ Sleepwalking, probably. “

one word. ll @misshoodoolady

[aworldbreaker]

‘ i have the mind of a detective. ’ too good

     “ Oh yeah? You’re a regular Nancy Drew. Gonna go       get Bess and solve the mystery of the missing milk       carton? “

Please excuse ( or not ) the very blatant and drawn out roll of chilly hues and sardonic tone,, but David just couldn’t help himself. Come on, MYSTERY INC? Get the hell out of here. They were just a bunch of true crime nerds that hung out with a slobbery ass dog that liked to snoop around the town way too much.

But as much as he thought them a complete and total joke, David did seem to be intrigued by the school reknowned Daphne Blake — just another Plastic from a quick glance, but there weren’t many rich girls that knew martial arts and won sharpshooting contest.

She was exactly what he’d expected, and everything but. At the same time. It was kind of funny.

     “ All I’m saying is that if there really is someone out there       snatching people off the street, are you really the person       that should be hunting them down? 

       Just hate to see your face on the milk carton. “

‘ Have you seen me? ‘ God, those fucking posters always freaked him out — the idea that you could just…disappear? Never to be seen or heard from again? It fucking made his skin crawl.

buzzfeed unsolved. ll @dangeress

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        it goes a  little something  like  …  because it doesn’t  have to be  eternal.  so  STAY  with  me.

         ＩＮＤ． ＳＥＭＩ． ＭＵＬＴＩ． 𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢.  /  @bravewitch​  !

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters.   ❜

         (   part of the youtube starter series   )

‘  i told you, it’s not as magical as it sounds.  ’ ‘  oh boy, did he not like his box and he spent years in his box not liking his box.  ’ ‘  you have a habit for citing movies as evidence.  ’ ‘  kids kind of all look the same.  ’ ‘  when babies are born, everyone goes, ‘oh, what a cute baby’ eh, it’s a baby either your baby’s ugly or normal.   ’ ‘  i was a very ugly baby.  ’ ‘  i have the mind of a detective.  ’ ‘  you don’t have the mind of a detective, you just stumbled upon a good question for once that, you know, actually pertained to the story.  ’ ‘  what do you have against pennsylvania?  ’ ‘  it’s quite up there in pennsylvania, people to too much free time. you know what happens next.  ’ ‘  how’d that turn out? do we have any pictures of that?  ’ ‘  that’s not something you really tell someone in passing.  ’ ‘  who sold his son? he sold his son!  ’ ‘  anytime you have to say ‘it’s not incest, technically’ – that’s not great.  ’ ‘  did you just realize something? what just happened?  ’ ‘  did you not realize that until now?  ’ ‘  did i just solve something? i may have just solved something!  ’ ‘  the day you solve something, i’ll give you $500.  ’ ‘  $500 real dollars? i could go with disneyland on that kind of money. that’ll last me a couple days maybe.  ’ ‘  i’m not a sick-o, i’m just interested in– okay, maybe i’m a little weird.  ’ ‘  i love this right off the bat.  ’ ‘  i love it when serial killers have a fun little thing. i don’t approve of serial killers, but i think – if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people – you might as well have some fun with it.  ’ ‘  they don’t make serial killer baseball cards though, do they?  ’ ‘  everybody had an axe back in the day, huh?  ’ ‘  sometimes, even the most beautiful places, hold the darkest secrets.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna look up a slouch hat because that sounds like something i need.  ’ ‘  this guy sounds like a villain from rocky and bullwinkle.  ’ ‘  jazz it! honey, you gotta jazz it. i’m not gonna throw out this axe, so we better jazz it.  ’ ‘  let’s see how many of these fuckers i can make dance.  ’ ‘  i think, just, how about don’t kill people?  ’ ‘  i thought we were here to get into the mind of a serial killer.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. just a theory? it’s dumb.  ’ ‘  he seems like a cool dude.  ’ ‘  i think he just did it because he’s a badass.  ’ ‘  what’s so funny about that? he has a bomb.  ’ ‘  –you think james bond ever wore a clip-on bowtie?  ’ ‘  it seems like a bad idea to make your get-rich-quick scheme to be to impersonate a criminal  ’ ‘  which makes this, most likely, complete horseshit.  ’ ‘  they just said ‘unidentified object or some stupid shit like that.  ’ ‘  that’s interesting… if that’s true, that is interesting.  ’ ‘  cool guy. coolest guy in history. nice sunglasses. wow! bourbon’s great.  ’ ‘  and then he died?  ’ ‘  and then he died. talk about a guy who appreciates a cliffhanger.  ’ ‘  you don’t wanna make enemies of the deep state.  ’ ‘  he’s kinda starting to sound like an idiot.  ’ ‘  he’s a big dumb-dumb.  ’ ‘  that’s a good point. i never thought about that!  ’ ‘  in a lot of ways this dog is the real hero of this story, it seems like.  ’ ‘  i’d like to have something happy about this story and the dog is a regular lassie.  ’ ‘  oh. well, that’s a weird childhood.  ’ ‘  i can’t say i feel exhilarated right now.  ’ ‘  just try to picture one of the most famous people in the world trying to sneak into the tsa with a glued-on mustache and thinking that it’s gonna work out. i can’t believe he was even considering it.  ’ ‘  that’s avalanche of ‘he-done-it’ right there.  ’ ‘  oh boy… that’s uh… holy shit! is all i have to say.  ’ ‘  from my knucklehead perspective, this looks very bad.  ’ ‘  he dr. seuss’d his way out of a murder.  ’ ‘  this episode is bumming me out.  ’ ‘  you’re really hitting at their heart right now. keep going, keep going. maybe you’ll make a difference.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this guy.  ’ ‘  people were murdered… and this guy’s playing dress up?  ’ ‘  i feel dirty. i feel like i need to take a shower and then a bath and then another shower.  ’ ‘  i need a drink.  ’ ‘  don’t cite the internet.  ’ ‘  i mean, could you even detect ‘fruity garlic’ if it came down to it?  ’ ‘  i’m… li– if i were to– what is– what?  ’ ‘  shut up, you idiot. we’ve already decided!  ’ ‘  so you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme.  ’ ‘  yeah, i don’t know, man. it’s just fucking weird.  ’ ‘  well, i think this theory is bullshit, but… anyways.  ’ ‘  it’s a real thing, pal.  ’ ‘  the whole idea of hysteria is that you don’t realize it. you’re not like ‘yeah, we all participated in a mass hysteria, it was a real riot. man, she got fucked up. she was having a great time. what a fun hysteria that was.’  ’ ‘  …and you don’t believe this, because?  ’ ‘  oo, this goes all the way to the top! i don’t know if we should be looking into this. some stones are best left unturned.  ’ ‘  meanwhile, they’re playing hot potato with a poison syringe.  ’ ‘  okay! you just shut your mouth. i’m done.  ’ ‘  i mean… shut up, you’re– i can’t even– this is… i thought you were like, on the level on this one.  ’ ‘  can you say, definitively, that she was not abducted?  ’ ‘  that’s it? fuck you! that definitively did not happen.  ’

          (   videos:   one,   two,   three,   four,   five   )

[phantomemes]

rp sentence starters taken from keaton st james’ work , growing.

“ love looks like dandelions in bloom. ” “ say this pain will pass. ” “ your soul , so soft and full of shuddering. ” “ they found your bones piled in the dark fern bushes. ” “ you’ve never been the same since. ” “ you were brought home but a part of you is still there. ” “ anything besides this great, terrible silence born of feeling unalive. ” “ you have returned. ” “ i have come for you. ” “ you are too blinding  , i don’t want to look. ” “ this is a dream from which i know i will wake. ” “ i will lend you my shoulders and my hands. ” “ i don’t have strength in me to touch anyone yet. ” “ i’ve kept you waiting for too long. ” “ let’s embrace as equals. ” “ we dream of moments like this. ” “ can you feel how your withered heart opens up? ” “ it’s ready to heal. ” “ you feel not like a human but like a piece of the wild , burning sky. ” “ close your eyes and catch snowflakes on your tongue. ” “ have you let go of the ails that anchor you yet? ” “ in a forest clearing we stand around the bonfire we built ourselves. ” “ your sorrows and my sorrows are ashes. ” “ my spine is softer now , but still strong. ” “ in the right kind of light , we look like sparrows. ” “ in the right kind of dark , our hipbones become hollows where angels rest. ” “ we must always risk crashing into the rough land so that we may kiss the clouds. ” “ you’re wild like a dream is wild and bright like a dream is bright. ” “ when we think awestruck , we mean you. ” “ when we think you , we mean liberated. ”  “ you become the rush of air under a blue jay’s wing. ” “ people who don’t know will try to tell you that it feels like a fist to the jaw. ” “ they don’t know the truth of it. ” “ oh , how beautiful you are. ” “ promise me you will always be shining like this. ” “ fleeing like a ghost afraid of the light any time someone speaks your name. ” “ you can be a comet tearing open the sky if you want. ” “ never let them drain the river of your soul. ” 

[glamrpmemes]

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･Reputation (2017)

lyric starters from taylor swifts 2017 album reputation  

❝ Knew he was a killer  ❞ ❝ In the middle of the night, in my dreams you should see the things we do, baby ❞ ❝ You and me, we got big reputations ❞ ❝ You and me would be a big conversation ❞ ❝ You like the bad ones, too ❞ ❝ I’m a call away whenever you need me ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna touch you ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna miss you ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna hurt you ❞ ❝ I’ve made mistakes and made some choices, that’s hard to deny ❞ ❝ I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put ‘em ❞ ❝ Reputation precedes me, they told you I’m crazy ❞ ❝ I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me ❞ ❝ I never trust a narcissist ❞ ❝ And I make it look oh-so-easy ❞ ❝ This is how the world works ❞ ❝ I don’t regret it one bit, ‘cause he had it coming ❞ ❝ They say I did something bad. But why’s it feel so good? ❞ ❝ I never trust a playboy, but they love me ❞ ❝ And if he spends my change, then he had it comin’ ❞ ❝ You gotta leave before you get left ❞ ❝ I got some big enemies ❞ ❝ Don’t blame me, love made me crazy ❞ ❝ This ain’t for the best ❞ ❝ We can’t make any promises now, can we, babe? ❞ ❝ Just think of the fun things we could do ❞ ❝ My reputation’s never been worse ❞ ❝ Sometimes I wonder when you sleep are you ever dreaming of me? ❞ ❝ Is it too soon to do this yet? ❞ ❝ The world moves on, another day, another drama. But not for me, all I think about is karma ❞ ❝ I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me ❞ ❝ But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time ❞ ❝ I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined ❞ ❝ You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk ❞ ❝ I got a boyfriend, he’s older than us ❞ ❝ I hate you so much ❞ ❝ You’re so gorgeous ❞ ❝ You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you ❞ ❝ There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have ❞ ❝ Guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats ❞ ❝ But I didn’t mean it ❞ ❝ It’s no surprise I turned you in, ‘cause us traitors never win ❞ ❝ I was dyin’ in a getaway car ❞ ❝ I’m perfectly fine, I live on my own ❞ ❝ I made up my mind, I’m better off being alone ❞ ❝ Say you fancy me, not fancy stuff ❞ ❝ I could’ve spent forever with your hands in my pockets ❞ ❝ I don’t want you like a best friend ❞ ❝ Only bought this dress so you could take it off ❞ ❝ Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me ❞ ❝ So why’d you have to rain on my parade? ❞ ❝ This is why we can’t have nice things, darling ❞ ❝ There I was giving you a second chance but then you stabbed me in the back ❞ ❝ Friends don’t try to trick you ❞ ❝ This is why we can’t have nice things, darling, because you break them. I had to take them away ❞ ❝ Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about me? ❞ ❝ I brought a knife to a gunfight ❞ ❝ I’m doing better than I ever was ❞ ❝ At least I did one thing right ❞ ❝ You don’t need to save me, but would you run away with me? ❞ ❝ Please don’t ever become a stranger ❞

[aworldbreaker]

im gonna go into work early because why not so ill be back later to finish...stuff.

[aworldbreaker]

“Yes!” this is the vaguest thing ever

It was so ironic that David didn’t start enjoying life away at college until the campus had emptied out for Christmas break. There were just...too many people around during the school year. So many whispers and echoes and hopes and fears and dreams and yearning and loathing and just fucking EVERYTHING. ALL THE TIME. It was like John Henry was driving a railroad spike straight through his temple, sometimes.

But then the holidays hit, the grounds cleared out, and suddenly he could breathe again. Even got out of his own way long enough to finally introduce himself to Betty ( pizza and movie. not a bad way to go. )

Yeah, he’d had a little thing for her for some time now. But even still, David hadn’t thought it would actually go anyways. Even when they’d shared that kiss on her couch ( okay and a little bit more ) he’d figured that would be the end of it.

But then the blizzard hit, and things gradually got a little more complicated.     “ Shhhh! “ he hissed between kisses, hushed laughter bubbling as he cast a quick, furtive glance over his shoulder --- checking to make sure nobody had heard her. Granted it was just the ONE kid, but they really weren’t that far away and there was no way to explain their current situation.

The situation of the two of them at the far end of the Celtic Folklore section, Betty pinned between the warmth of David’s body and the cool wall behind. His hand was beneath her skirt, fingers exploring --- diving deep and curling gently as wetness channeled down the inside of his wrist.

     “ Learning really does turn you on, huh? Fucking nerd. “

one word. ll @heartlikegold​

[aworldbreaker]

" morning. "

     “ mmmmm. “

In the movies, whenever the super hot femme fatale character would slink into their home in the dead of night, they always looked so graceful and catlike --- slowly shedding their clothes as they returned from kicking ass or robbing banks or whatever the genre.

Not Bobbi, though. She didn’t waste time coming through the window or climbing the fire escape. Nah, she used the front door like a normal person ---- unfortunately, she made enough noise for three people. Between the loud clatter of her keys clipping ( but entirely missing ) the bowl, the thud of boots flying somewhere in the living room, and the shrill fucking beeping of the microwave as she heated something up, it was no small wonder he managed to stay fast asleep.

Maybe that was why they worked so well together --- boy slept like a fucking rock most nights. Amazing how much shut eye a fella could catch when there wasn’t a psychic tick nestled in the folds of your brain and twisting your perception of reality into a fucking Wes Craven film.

No, it wasn’t until she had finally crawled beneath the comforter and nestled into place behind him, lips brushing knowingly against the nape of David’s neck, that he stirred. His arm instinctively reached back, angle awkward but intention there as he found her thigh and squeezed sleepily.

    “ He--- AHEM. hey. Its uh...sniff... its uh...shit.       Good morning. Did you...did you get em? “

Not sure who ‘ em ‘ was but fuck he was trying to be supportive and stay awake at the same time and that shit was whoo a struggle let him tell ya’.

     “ Missed you. “

one word. ll @mcckings

[rpmemesandasks]

One Word Sentence Starters:

“Stop!”

“What?”

“No…?”

“Yes.”

“Absolutely!”

“Maybe..”

“Speak!”

“Who?”

“How?”

“Wait.”

“Wait?”

“Father.”

“Mother.”

“Morning.”

“Night.”

“When?!”

“Yes!”

“Tomorrow.”

“Like.”

“Speak?”

[aworldbreaker]

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

     “ Uh...absolutely not. No offense. “

Yeah, it was going to take a hell of a lot more than a pretty smile and heterochromatic eyes ( y’know. two different colors? ) to convince the man that she was trustworthy. Maybe this girl didn’t know it, but David already had a predisposition towards hearing weird shit and impromptu flash dances with phantom entities. 

So this whole crazy alien ‘ A Christmas Carol ‘ thing she was pulling was less whimsical for the mutant and more “ oh fuck am I going out of my mind again “ Like...this HAD to just be a delusion, right? Another one of his uh....what did they used to call them? Yeah, his spells. Or maybe just his powers manifesting themselves in yet another bizarre ass manner.

Or hey, maybe an alien really was standing in his living room.

Face disappeared behind the curtain of his palms, the shutters of his fingers drawn tightly as he heaved the heaviest sigh in the world.

     “ Being real to ME d-d-doesn’t make...it doesn’t make you REAL. “

Or...did it? Hadn’t that been the lesson learned in the Memory Palace? Did it even matter?

God, his brain hurt.

personality. ll @zggys

[rpmemestbh]

Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 

❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞

❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞

❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞

❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞

❝Fuck love.❞

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞

❝I have to be perfect.❞

❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞

❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞

❝I love your zest for life.❞

❝You’re really brave.❞

❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞

❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞

❝I don’t understand you.❞

❝You don’t understand me.❞

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞

❝Your smile is contagious.❞

❝Why are you so self-critical?❞

❝Thanks for trusting me.❞

❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

[jamsmemes]

(     *     BATES MOTEL PROMPTS   !    

3x09 : crazy.   trigger warning for death.

❛  why are you here?  ❜

❛  this is the one place you can’t be.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to be dead anymore.  ❜

❛  you don’t get to call the shots anymore.  ❜

❛  it’s kind of funny, isn’t it?  ❜

❛  you think i’m the bad guy, but i think you may be much worse than me.  ❜

❛  we’re lucky we got away with our lives.  ❜

❛  you’ve got the gift of wit.  ❜

❛  you want to act like a third-grade girl right now?  ❜

❛  you need to keep your voice down right now.  ❜

❛  do not fight me on this.  ❜

❛  you are the first thing i think about when i wake up in the morning.  ❜

❛  it feels like i never even lived here.  ❜

❛  we come into the world the way we come into the world.  ❜

❛  put your damn gun down. like you’re gonna shoot me?  that’ll be the day.  ❜

❛  i’m done with everything.  ❜

❛  for once in your life just tell me the truth.  ❜

❛  you know the truth. don’t make me say it.  ❜

❛  don’t touch me.  ❜

❛  you are not gonna get me.  ❜

❛  go to hell, you sons of bitches!  ❜

❛  i’m gonna fight your asses until i’m dead!  ❜

❛  look, you can see the world however you want.  ❜

❛  these are mine, but they should fit you well enough.  ❜

❛  i just wanted to be close to you.  ❜

❛  what are you so shocked about?  ❜

❛  don’t screw with me.  ❜

❛  that bitch has always been a pain in my ass.  ❜

❛  we have a lot of trouble on our plate.  we don’t need anything more.  ❜

❛  your heart is too big.  ❜

[aworldbreaker]

❝ What the hell did you do that for?❞

     “ I thought maybe you were gonna hit me. “

Okay, so maybe it was a bit of a disproportionate response, but David had literally just watched Carol punch someone so hard that they flew through a building. Not, like, into a building, but THROUGH a building --- as in David had literally watched him get uppercutted through one wall and go smashing  straight through to the roof.

So naturally, the moment the Captain ( was it a rank or a title? he had no fucking clue ) decided to turn her attention on him, the poor 30 year old boy panicked. Using his hands for a medium David slowly brought his palms together, fingers curling like a cage as a strong telekinetic field erected around her body, theoretically keeping her from moving a muscle.

Not something he’d ever practiced before, but what else was new?

     “ I still kind of feel that way, if I’m being honest. “

angst starters. ll @dinopunching

[aworldbreaker]

❝ What do you mean you’re leaving?❞

It would have been a hell of a lot easier to just disappear in the middle of the night --- David didn’t have a whole lot of personal possessions, and there was no need to worry about running into anyone on the way out due to...y’know...the whole MASTER of TIME and SPACE thing he had going on ( no offense to Doctor Who or Hiro from Heroes. ) 

But it would have been a really shitty thing to do to the people at SHIELD. Whatever their rocky start, those guys had really done a lot for him. Helped him come to terms with who and what he was. Even gave him a badge he could flash at people ( though he’d never gotten that gun he wanted. )

More than anything, though, he hadn’t wanted to leave Pasha hanging. More than anyone there, she’d had his back through...shit, all KINDS of stuff. Magical stuff, psychic stuff, magical psychic stuff. She’d gone to bat for him during the whole ‘ Evil David ‘ episode.

And uh...she’d let him see her naked. Like, more than a few times. Which he still thanked God for, to be honest.

     “ He’s out there, Pasha. Farouk. Lenny. The SHADOW KING. I have to find him.       I have to STOP him. I can’t...

       I won’t let what happened to me happened to anyone else. “

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .