To The World Of Stories And Dreamers

Im a Loki stan first and foremost, Peter Maximoff Truther ™️, Spn, Mcu, Other cool stuff (yay!) (for pjo stuff, I’m @halfbloodedheroes) (please talk to me I promise I’m nice!)

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[ocean-glint]

i love reading, i love thinking about what i am currently reading, i love thinking about what i am going to read next, i love being privileged enough to be able to read, read, read, and read so much that i never tire of it

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[antler-moth]

shane: carying in all the shopping bags from the store

ilya: reaching a hand out to help

shane: immediately switching all the bags to one hand to hold ilya’s hand

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[drpepper-queen]

heated rivalry really winning every single thing they're nominated for i love to see it lmao

[fuckrozanov]

if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[memyselfandi13531]

i think there was a moment after shane finally joined the centaurs where shane and ilya sit bood down and are like. okay so this is a professional hockey team, we know that. obviously. you all work very hard and you play very well. but things are going to be different now. then, shane leans forward and is like "i came to this team first and foremost to be with my husband, yes, but i also came to this team to play hockey with ilya rozanov. to be clear, i came here to win cups. and you're going to help me do that, you're going to help us do that, you get me?" boon nods but shane's not finished. "look- when i was a kid, i decided that 7 cups was a good goal for me, and i still think that's reasonable. so what i need now from you is not your best, we're past that. what i need now is excellence, okay? what i need now is perfection." and bood's looking at ilya like "wtf dude??" and ilya’s just looking at shane and nodding.

[jethroq]

[wettestwraith]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

[caffinatedstory]

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

[hudkarma]

I'm just going to go ahead and remind everyone of this right fucking now because the biggest Connor Storrie fan is Hudson Williams himself