[curlicuecal]

After learning about what robots think of cats, I thought I’d look into what they’ve worked out about humans:

[zooophagous]

Human wants: be alone

Human doesn’t want: be alone

Gods damn this thing can read us like a fuckin book

[officialfrenchtoast]

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[savrenim]

BODE

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

[hedge-rambles]

“Brave heroes, please help us for our town is being terrorised. A great evil has fallen upon us, descending from the yonder dragon’s cave in the mountain” “So you’re being attacked by a dragon? Pardon me but I see no sign of fire damage” “Well, you see, it’s not the dragon that’s the problem…”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your TAGS

#the dragon and the town are actually relatively amicable  #the dragon eats a few sheep a month  #and the last warlord who tried to put the place to the sword got roasted alive because excuse me those are my sheep farmers  #however the Dragon’s Children are another matter  #in this the dragon is not an intelligent creature per se but it can understand that the people maintain the delicious wooly things  #and should not be killed  #it’s a sort of symbiotic association  #its goose children terrorising the village though is Not Its Business

[justcatposts]

George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down 

(via)

[tell-the-stars-hello]

don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)

[pigcatapult]

This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face

[jigsawgirl]

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

[zampl]

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

[queerlynx]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Big Chocolate's trip to the Supreme Court could have big implications for corporations

The ruling could have major implications for American businesses, whose global supply chains often reach into poor countries with patchy lab

At issue is a legalistic question of whether the 18th-century Alien Tort Claims Act, or Alien Tort Statute (ATS), can be used by foreigners to sue U.S. corporations for gross violations abroad, including ones that violate international law like child slavery. That debate seems abstract on the surface, but it could have major implications for American businesses, whose labyrinthine global supply chains may reach into poor countries with patchy labor conditions far away from corporate headquarters.

The foreigners at the heart of Tuesday’s Supreme Court hearing could hardly be a starker contrast to the nine justices sitting in Washington. Six Malian former child slaves were trafficked to Ivory Coast and forced to work up to 14 hours a day, six days a week, without pay, in the backbreaking harvest of cocoa beans, according to the lawsuit brought on their behalf against the two companies. The lawsuit says they slept on the ground under armed guard to prevent them from escaping. Ivory Coast and Mali supply about 70% of the world’s cocoa beans, including large quantities to U.S. chocolate companies. In October, a report commissioned by the U.S. Department of Labor found that 1.5 million children work on cocoa farms, despite repeated promises over the years by the $100 billion industry to try to root out the practice.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THEY SLEPT UNDER A FUCKING ARMED GUARD SO THEY WOULDN'T ESCAPE !!!!

This is your "free" market and "free" trade behind closed doors.

[crazyintheeast]

Inspired by the legendary post

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Bly Manor ghosts: oh they'll never notice me here in this corner of the frame, I'm so spooky

Me, being familiar with this trick from Hill House:

[namchyoon]

why is this simultaneously the mandatory heartbreak scene in romcoms and every long distance phone call ever

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

ANSJDJFNJGJGGGNTJTK

[justcatposts]

Beautiful lynx and it’s family 

(Source)

[dojacat]

What’s your sign and your favorite soup?

[just-shower-thoughts]

A creepy noise suddenly stopping is often more unnerving than the creepy noise itself

[thatsbelievable]

[whitepeopletwitter]