[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[its-a-revengeparty]

i’m sorry but WHY was this cut

[its-a-revengeparty]

So ummm Janis is a Confirmed Lesbian™ according to our lord and savior, Barrett Wilbert Weed

[beautifulfacecharacters-blog]

Love some great character interactions!

[minniedarling-deactivated202103]

[edrecoveryprobs]

When a recovery friend is using obvious behaviors but in deep denial

(sirensoup)

[flaurity]

[estufar]

charge your phone twice as fast

[reecepaper]

Imagine if you kept buying the first adapter and kept adding on to the chain of chargers & adapters you’ve now aquired and use a power strip connected to a bunch of other power strips to connect all your chargers from a single outlet.

[estufar]

CHARGE YOUR PHONE EIGHT TIMES AS FAST

[castironjackelope]

I wonder if anything interesting would happen if you tried

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[thecartierrug]

[recoveryqueeen]

I like to play this game with my ED brain sometimes. I call it “K N Then What?”

for example (tw ed thoughts?):

ED brain: “new plan!! Restrict every day to X calories!!”

me: “k n then what”

ED brain:: “lose a ton of weight and get super sickly-skinny looking!!”

me: “k n then what”

ED brain: “then everyone will pay attention to you, validate your illness!!”

me: “k n then what”

ED brain: “you get to go bask in the comfort of tx where your identity as an Anorexic is constantly reinforced and you feel secure and cared for”

me: “k n then what”

ED brain: “…you gain a ton of weight and get discharged and are fat and vulnerable again.”

also me: “k n then what”

ED brain (petulantly) : “… shut up”

“K N Then What?” doesn’t work for the times when I’m being particularly stubborn or irrational, but for the times I’m not it’s a good way to remind myself where this restriction thing is going.

[justedrecoverythings]

This is actually an amazing coping skill that I’m totally going to use.

[waiterwoes]

When you greet a table and no one acknowledges you.

[jennarabbit]

Your Server Hates You

You know when you’re at a restaurant, it’s past closing time and you ask your server, “Are we keeping you here?” And then the server politely recipes, “Oh no, it’s ok.”

Well it’s not ok at all, but your server has to say that it is. It’s actually incredibly rude of you to do that.

Your server most definitely hates you.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[neuroces]

do u ever fantasize so hard about a situation or scenario u really want to happen that ur heart starts racing and it’s like ur life is finally ok, good even, and u can feel the sensations as it’s coming to life then BAM! reality sinks in that u have been laying in ur bed for 2 hours

[axbie]

me, at myself: so you have 231 unopened emails, 34 unread texts, 3 essays, 5 hw assignments, ur mom's calling, the dog needs to be let out, u haven't taken ur meds in 2 days,, showering would be nice, oh fuc it's dinner time-

also me *staring blankly*: yo u ever see shapes in the ceiling? there's like a lil bunny right there lol